Rolling, rolling, rolling, keep them doggies rolling, rawhide! Head'em up, moove'em out, rawhide! Sorry, for some dog-gone reason, the old Rawhide theme song, from the television series, Rawhide, of the early 1960's jumps in my head! I haven't the foggiest idea why! Just another day at the office here on Glen View. In case those of you do not know, that's where Clint Eastwood got his start. Yep! Clint played a fella named Rowdy Yates, if I ain't mistaken! I also believe he was back up Trail Boss to Gil Favor the Trail Boss. Ooh my! That be a long time ago. I be telling my age, but guess what? I don't give a "giant rat's ass!" I do not care if it be a giant, giant rat's ass, as in some lab experiment gone awry! Since 2012 is going to be the end! Why? Do we care about anything? Get a dozen credit cards and as many loans as you can pull off! Let's do onto them Bankers, what they did to us! Rip them suckers off! Let them use the trillion dollars or whatever, they stole from us! Remember the old saying "do onto others as they do onto you!" December 21 of this year is the end, because the Mayan Calendar ends. Time comes to an end! There be no more calendar folks, so no one can print up any new ones fer us! We apparently ain't smart enough to go beyond that date! Let me ponder for a moment. What comes after 12/21/2012? Damn, damn, damn! I don't know!!! If them Mayans being so smart and they don't know, then we can't know! Can we?
CAUTION!!! TOTAL SILLINESS MAY ERUPT ANY TIME, SO JUST ENJOY THE TURBULENCE, HOLD TIGHT AND GO WHERE NO "normal" MAN, DARE VENTURE!!!
Dang! Just as we people are becoming smart, have computers, smart phones and such, the world is going to end! That be the story of my life! I stretch out as far as I can go to grasp that brass ring on the Merry Go Round! I stretch one last time to get my prize, the very unmerry go round comes to a screeching halt, throwing me off my little fake horse! You see, I do, give a rat's ass, before this old fat fart dies, I want to touch my brass ring! It's all lights, color! After all, it's an Amusement park ride! Right!
There's people camping out by a mountain in France, waiting fer a Space Ship to come and get them. Huh! Haven't we heard this scenario before? Hey, even with my mind mostly missing, with an over active bladder and imagination! (I hope you got that little funny, I threw at ya! You gotta pay attention, don't you remember my caution?) I'm going to send a tele-pathetic message (yep! meant pa-thet-ic) to my friends on Maars (yep! also meant to, that be my impersonation of A. S. you know the former Governor of California, former movie star, former body builder. Have you seen that giant face on Maars? There be more expressions in that face than A. S. Oh my! I hope I don't get in any trouble for poking fun at the former Mr. Universe. Oh my! I'm teetering on the edge of insanity! Yep, and I think I like it!!! You haven't seen that face on Maars!!! Where have ya been? There be a giant face on Maars that resemble faces carved in stone at the Mayan Pyramids! Would I kid around with something like that? Spacecraft took pictures of this anomaly, OR reality! That be just winds blowing the dust around that seems to appear like a big, big, big face! What! Are we simple people suppose to believe? Of course we always believe our trusted Politicians and learn-ed Scientist, don't we? They would never lead us wrong! WOULD THEY? N.A.S.A. is a part of the government, I think, just as The Federal Reserve is part of our government. Oh crikey! I had a big brain fart! One momento please, as I try to gather my wits! I be in big doo doo now! I have no wits to gather! Even a half-wit, has half of their wits! Oh! I remember now! The Federal Reserve ain't no more a part of The Federal Government than I am a Physicist! (Thank God for that!)
I got sidetracked, or sometimes I like to say "sideswiped" I do not think I've ever used learn-ed before, I have heard it used as in really smart ones like Scientist. Surely it cannot be used with ones such as Politicians!
I suppose I have rambled or meandered enough for tonight. I certainly don't want to use all my meandering up. After all, I still have until the end of this year, I best stretch it out!
WELL I BEST QUIT TOYING WITH Y'ALL AND SAY MY PIECE. I HAVE BEEN MAKING FUN ABOUT THE WORLD ENDING. WE ARE DESTROYING IT, AS SURELY AS I LOVE RAMBLING! DECEMBER 21 WILL COME AND GO. IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY! WHY HAS SO MUCH HOOPLA BEING MADE OVER IT? THEM, THEY PEOPLE, THAT TAKE OUR MONEY AND CONTROL US, ARE FEEDING US THE OLD SMOKE AND MIRRORS MAGICIANS TRICKERY! WHY? THEY PLAY US FOR A BUNCH OF UNLEARNED SERVANTS, AS SURE AS THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF YESTERYEAR WANTED US TO DO THEIR DIRTY DEEDS. FIGHT WARS, PAY TAXES, SO THEY CAN SIT ON A GOLDEN THRONE! WEAR A SILLY GOLDEN CROWN WITH SHINY STONES. GOLD MADE FROM OUR BLOOD! TIME DOESN'T SEEM TO CHANGE THE POWER HUNGRY, WHO BELIEVE THEMSELES, GODS. THEY BE DEVILS! DRESSED AS SHEEPHERDERS! THEY AIN'T PROTECTING THE FLOCK, THEY BE HANDING US OVER TO THE WOLVES! THEY ARE THE WOLVES!!! OOPS! I BEST HUSH MY MOUTH, I'M CLOSE TO SAYING SOMETHING REALLY BAD!!! Goodnight my friends of the world please remember, i don't want to write, right, and proper, i just want to have a little fun! Glen.