It's early in the AM here, I seem to have misplaced my brain! Have you by any chance found any part of it? Ha, ha, sorry I'm trying to kick-start my few synapses. I looked up the definition to synapse and intended to add it here, but I found it boring, so I'll make up my own definition if you don't mind? Isn't that just plum silly ass of me! I reckon you don't have a choice! My face is soo red!!! I'm full of myself this morning, must be that omelet I just ate. I'll be the wake you up rooster for y'all on this the 7th day of March in the year 2012. Na, na, na, na, na, na (must have six na's or it doesn't sound right to me.) I be a real smart ass this morning ain't I?
Your Honor asks "has the jury reached an agreement on the verdict of what to do to Mr. Glen Smart Ass?"
The jury foreman stands up and says "yes we have your honor, we sentence him to reading all the silliness he has posted on his site."
The honorably I. Am Justice says "I order you Mr. Glen Smart Ass to be sentence to Glen View and examined by Professor View."
Glen Smart Ass pleads "no your honor, I'll go nuts there at his sanitarium, there are only maximum security, plum loco nuts there, please! I'll be good this time, nobody can stand that punishment!!!"
Now that, that (Well ain't that cute, there are two that's side by side in a sentence but, but, how can that be possible that absolutely makes no sense?) is out of the way I can move on to my real message this fine morn.
i BE PLAYING AROUND AND TEASING SO MUCH i FORGOT WHAT THE HELL i WAS GOING TO WRITE ABOUT! i RECKON i BE HAVING SEVERAL SENIOR MOMENTS ALL ROLLED INTO ONE! OH WELL i BE LIKE THEM POLLUTERTICIANS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY IN ORDER TO WIN THE PARTY'S NOMINATION TO RUN AGAINST THE PRESIDENT. i SAY THERE ALL WIENERS. (oops I kinda like that I'll leave that in.)
Hells fire I don't need anything to talk about I just need to take my nighttime meds to make me act plum, no synapses firing!
My dog Pedro just barked at me, excuse me for a sec to see what he wants, please hold....................
I feel so foolish! My dog Pedro just informed me of a rather important sit-u-a-tion, a, a, a, a, a, don't you just hate it when people use them damn a's u-know several in a row like they took a nap or their brain got stuck or their full of u-know and don't KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEIR TALKING ABOUT!
Important news flash! Pedro the former best friend, to my former best friend, which was my loyal friend Punkster. Oh my God, I best explain that I reckon! Punkster was my loyal canine companion for 13 and a half years. Pedro is 14 years old and he was Punkster's best friend.
THE IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT PEDRO JUST WHISPERED INTO MY EAR IS "Yoo, you crazy old senile fart, you ain't took your meds yet!!!"---- Ooops!---- I be really silly tonight but I sleep like an old dog after typing fer a spell, goodnight my friends and if you read this silliness, Y'ALL COME BACK NOW Y'HERE!!! Hells fire I don't know who typed this tonight so I don't know who to put at the end, like a sign off name. Oh I'll admit to this silliness. Glen
I happen to love your silliness and glad you admitted to it because it is a part of who you are and one of the reasons I kept coming back to your blog when I first stumbled upon it. I put it in my "favorites" and would come here every morning to read while I drank coffee. I didn't comment at first because I didn't want you to come over to my page and get scared away !! haha
ReplyDeleteGreat blog Glen, it made me chuckle. It's always a good start to my day when you have posted something.
Sleep well my friend.