Trading Places

T. G. I. F. I only workes 16 hours this week. Why? I have been on limited activity as I try to get my brain functioning once again. HA, HA, HA, just messing with your head and having some fun trying to get my sense of homor back! ( HA, HA, that be kinda of funny I think I'll leave that in! ) Medical retrictions u-know! I got more mental and physical retrictions than you can shake a stick at! But u-know what, na, na, na, na, na, na, I don't care the more handicapped I become the funnier I feel and the more fun I have playing with these here wurds and y'all in Blogdom don't know what to think about me! I can sum it up for you in one wurd CRAZY! U-know it ain't easy being me BUT, I'm comfortable in my body! I have been training this body for many years and I'm not going to jump ship now. Unless some good looking young man that has his way with all the girls would happen to say to me!!!

Suddenly, as if the genie in a lamp heard me. I hear a young man's voice saying "I'm worn to a frazzle from all these girls demanding sex, sex, sex, I can't take it no more, I need a break, hey you, you old fart rocking real slow in your rocking chair, taking life slow and easy like you haven't got long to live, let's you and me trade places for a while I need some rest."

My answer "I'm awfully relaxed and in my meditative state don't think I can help ya Sonny. It's important to meditate, keeps your mind clear and you body free from stress and tension. You my friend have too much energy. Do you have an apartment and something to drive around town? I've worked 72 years for this moment to have nothing to do but sit on the porch and watch the sun rise and at the end of the day to watch the beautiful and relaxing sunset. You would be asking me to give it all up for what! The tension of being young, lean, and the only way to release the buildup is through your pleasure pony!"

Young man crying out "please Mr. Old man, I can't take it no more! I have a house in Malibu and a new Mercedes convertible!"

I have one more question before I'll make up my mind "I get your house, your car, we just change identities and I get to use your young muscular body. One little thing I need to see the size of your u-know! The young man shows me his U-KNOW and I say it's a deal!!!   (AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, I'M BACK!!!!!!!)