Got somewhat serious over the weekend. Must of been a loose connection in me wiring, sorry about that! Actually, I didn't mean that! Well, maybe I did! Damn there is a fight going on in me brain, please hold...... Sometimes it ain't easy being Me! Ed the neighborhood electrician came to me rescue once again, Thank you Ed. Them synapses get rigid from the strain of aging you see! Everything is normal, correction as near normal as normal can be in my neighborhood! Ah, ha, ha, hey if ya can't make fun of yourself, who can, or something like that!
I'm going to start another paragraph and see if I can get something going here, okey, dokey! I normally don't get involved in T. V. but turned on TBS and there was a movie beginning. You know what? Against my better judgement, I watched it until the first break, u-know how they'll make the first segment the longest before they start the commercials, damn if they didn't get me! Liam Neesom, Catherine Zeta Jones, it was The Haunting based on a book "The Haunting of Hill House". It was rather good if you like them scary old Mansion movies. I use to really like these type movies, so I had to watch the SOB. The thing is!!! I've tried to break myself, of watching a movie on T. V., because the commercials ruin the mood. I found myself typing and trying to write during the commercials SO, I can't concentrate on both like I should! As I'm sure by now you know, I need complete FOCUS.
I need all the practice I can get. That's the reason I came up with this rather unorthadox misadventures of Glen View, just before bedtime. I was going to keep a daily diary, whatever, but my daily existence is so boring I had absolutely nothing to write about. I'll give you an example of my mundane daily life.
Monday, xx-xx-xxxx Got my ass out of bed after hitting the snooze button 5 times, now I'm so fricking late I don't have time for breakfast. The most important meal of the day. Went to work, grabbed a soda and a bag of M&M's peanut of course. Worked for 2 hours, took break. Worked for 2 hours, took lunch. Worked for 2 hours, took break. Worked for 2 hours, hallelujah time to get off and away from all these challenged ones, I'm talking, WAY MORE challenged than me!!! I come home eat supper, relax and type my daily activities on my first computer. Don't that just thrill you to smithereens!
SO, with that being said, I type so slow it takes me about a week to write anything. Man it's so, boring! I start experimenting. I'mma gonna type and see what happens, I definitely need the practice and just try to relax and go with "the flow". "The flow" be unknown. So I just cast my line and see what's biting today! Damn, many a-day, after taking my meds for all the old fart crap, I'ssa start-a getting a mite loosey-goosey, as in light headed. I turn all the lites off and attempt to clear me mind, but I got to thinkin, if-a, me mind be clear, what the @$&* am-ma I-a gon-na writ-a. Somehow, it didn't make sense, if u-know what I mean! Also, I seen rights early, this here wri-tin business be pretty damn complicated and this old boy ainna having no fun trying to be English Teacher correcto, Then, I had me a nightmare with all my English Teachers from the seventh to twelfth grade in it, man oh man did I ever wake up sweating. The worst was about my tenth grade English Teacher. Me and this @#$%ing, @#$%^&*!@#$%^&!@#$%^&, butted heads many a times, To make a whole book short, he flunked me for refusing to give a book report. I love to read, but this book was assigned and it was Wethering Heights or someting like that, I plum blocked that !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&* book out of me head. I read the first few pages and said yuck!
So anyhow, I gotta be me, I gotta be me! I simply threw out all the rules and regulations, because I don't know em! During my life, when I was having the most fun at parties, any social crap, which I absolutely deplore. (is that a word, who cares i like it) People are going to like you for who you are baby!!! I plum like being goofy, as Avops referred to me (thanks Bud I got a real kick out of that) I ain-na, nor do I wan-na put on no @#$%ing airs! "I am, what I am" and I don-na wan-na be any one else, especially when it comes to having fuun at pecking away at the keyboard. I never wanted to be a writer, still don't want to be a writer. I'm simply an old man having fun doing something humorously, my own way! I hope you find some of the stuff I writ-a funny. I also wanted to write EXACTLY what I think about whatever crosses my untrained, unintelligent old mind! I have taken some slack about my S-T-R-A-N-G-E style of writing! I don't have no style BABY!!!
ONE THING YOU CAN COUNT ON HERE ON GLEN VIEW. I WILL ALWAYS PUT MY HEART & SOUL INTO ANYTHING I WRITE, I GOTTA GO WITH THE FLOW, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS! thank you & goodnight (once again i ask for your forgiveness in errors, my mind is floating above the clouds by the time i snoring..........................................)