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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

FOOL-BALL! WHAT?

Extremely late getting home tonight, I had to put in some over time. You know like sudden death in football! Do they still have that rule, now? I don't watch much N. F. L. any more. I don't know maybe its just me! Possibly, I've out grown the grown men running around in tight clothing, flexing their steroidal muscles, that have shrunk their brains and man hood! Seems so Romanish! Only today some of them modern gladiators make soo much money! Well I reckon that's better than being killed or eaten by a lion, right!

I doubt back then the little guy, common man, average Joe, slaves got to view the action! They would either be in the ring, killing each other, or doing what slaves did back then. I suppose that would be everything for them lazy, fat ass Romans!

Well seems today we have it made! We can plunk down our life's savings to attend a game, buy jerseys with our favorite gladiator's number on it, buy stupid knick knacks and other over priced idiotic junk, buy over priced beer, soft drinks, hot dogs etc. OR in the modern slave's case, watch it on the boob tube! (I do wonder why it's called the boob tube?)

Definition of boob, a STUPID or FOOLISH person. Ouch! I get it now!!! Daylight in the swamp!

Oh! Oh! Oh! It is also British slang, to make a stupid mistake!

Damn it also list boob tube, I never would of thunk it! Definition for boob tube be, television set.

Well wait one dang gone moment. If I take my family to a FOOL-ball game and spend damn, I don't know, I've never had the money to take my family to an N. F. L. fool-ball game! I'm sure it be A LOT of $$$$$'s though!

You have Jimmy Ray Earl, with his friend from work, Billy Joe Bob, and their four sons every other weekend that the court allows them to have them, watching fool-ball on a 60 inch Value Mart Big Screen, drinking all the Value Mart beer, soft drinks, pizza with all the trimmings, acting like a bunch of crazy ass pigs, squealing at the referees, thowing popcorn at each other, a bunch of out of control lunatics, for a fraction of the price the upper middle class has spent for one fool-ball game, huum... who be the wise ones here???   (Damn how did you like that one long ass sentence?)

You make the call on theses two teams! Who be the smartest? Now I'll give a little commentary of my own on this matter!!!

Jimmy Ray Earl and Billy Joe Bob would be at the arena watching them modern day gladiators and drinking them $5 beers if they had the money!

Mr. Upper Middle Class has it so he does it!

NOW DO YOU WANT OL' GLEN TO FINISH THIS LITTLE POST ON FOOL-BALL? I'LL BE JUST LIKE THEM OLD WASHED UP GLADIATORS SITTING IN A STUDIO SOMEPLACE, GIVING THEIR COMMENTS OF THE GAME THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING! APPARENTLY THEY DON'T THINK THE FANS WATCHING ARE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT THEY SEE!

OKAY, ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND. WHEN YOU ATTEND THE FOOL-BALL GAME AND LINE THE POCKETS OF THE OWNERS WITH ALL THE OVER PRICED KNICK-KNACKS AND DOO DADS, YOU GOT'S TO 'BUY', OR IF YOU'RE SITTING ON THE SOFA AT HOME BEING BRAINWASHED BY ALL THE COMMERCIALS. WHO BE MAKING ALL THE MONEY??? ONE HINT, IT AIN'T US BABY!!! AH, HA, HA, HA. goodnight from yer old pal??? Damn I fergot, it's past my bedtime!!!!!!

2 comments:

  1. You know G, I can be in the worst mood and all I have to do is come here and read your posts and that bad mood vanishes into fits of laughter. Thank you!! YOU are my happy pill hahaha :-)

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  2. If I'm not mistaken....I don't think you care for the game of football very much.lol
    Good post and an honest one at that.
    Gotta go...games coming on,lol.
    Just checking back for any new posts you may have written.
    I’ve been a follower on your blog for a while now and would like to invite you to visit and perhaps follow me back. Sorry I took so long for the invitation.

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