I'm sitting back after drinking a beer (diet root beer.) I had the hankerin (desire) for tuna salad. Haven't had me no tuna salad in.... awhiles. Seems I'm feeling goofy, so's ya never know, where I'll go, and the words I might come up with. I like it! It be my blog and ain't no teacher giving me NO grade, so hells fire brothers and sisters, Imma gonna let it be! Ain't nothing I'd rather do, ceptin eating fried chicken. Um-um-um, I love K. F. C. and their cole slaw. "DAMN!! What's that smell on my mustache? Oops, sorry that be the smell of my tuna, I just had. Just checking to see if your still there!"
Read me the morning paper, whow... did I ever get me some educating! I be SO MUCH much smarter now! I gotta be me, I gotta be me. I say... what be in that there t-u-n-a any way? I may of discovered somethun to give me a buzzzz! You know a feel rights good, only not using drugs. Diet root beer and tuna salad, yip-pee-i-a! Maybe, I'll have me another root beer and see just how silly I can become!
How about that word boondoggle, sounds like somethun I typed incorrectly. I remember reading about Daniel Boone as a kid, I have heard of boondocks. That's where my Father's side of the family hails from. But that there word boondoggle, sure has me perplexed!
BOONDOGGLE, a trifling or pointless project, expenditure, etc.; now esp., one financed by public funds. Oh my, ya reckon they mean government?
Hey below boondoggle is Boone, Daniel, American frontiersman. Have mercy, he must a been a real fella!
Under Boone is boonies [slang] boondocks, hinterland. What in tarnation is hinterland?
HINTERLAND, an area, far from big cities and towns; back country.
You know... I think I like that word hinterland vey much! It's soo me, and has a better ring to it than boondocks, or hills and hollers. I see me a story in the future for 'Hinterland.' Ya-hoo!
Back to boondoggle before I ferget! It be easy to ferget when yee get a certain age you know!
(What ain't that word know spelled knoe?) Sorry its just a silly thought, one of many, many, many that flows through me noodle every damn day! Fer that matter why ain't it spelled noe? Ah oh! I be a confusin meself! Okay the opposite of No is ???, yep yer right! If NO is also Know? You noe! Damn! I don't knoe!
Back to boondoggle or was I ever there? A trifling or pointless project, seems maybe what I be tryin to write, or is it right? Alright... I sure as hell don't know, but it sure be fun! That tuna and diet root beer, 'Faygo' do they have that in your neck of the woods? I bought some high priced diet root beer in a bottle in a six pack a couple weeks ago. They were in a cardboard carton like bottled cokes, actually all sodie pop used to be in, before the plastic and aluminumumumum, tookie over. SORRY! I GOT STUCK LIKE THEM OLD 45 RECORDS USE TOO!)
ANYHOW'S... That Faygo was sooo much goooder, than the uther, At half, or shud it be, halve the price. Dag gone it! That second diet root beer is making my head swoony, or is it swimmy, or is it fuced up? I be a tad sillier than usal! Now be the time to take on boonydoggling!
Once more by brainless demand, boondoggle! Hey believe it or not I read me a real fine book called Crime and Punishment or was it Grime and Banishment I'm soo drunk!!!
The word trifles came up a lot in Grime and Punishment, sosa I wisha, toa, looka, upa, trifle. I do not know where this is going folks so hanga tougha!
TRIFLE, tri-fle is something of little value or importance; trivial thing. HERE... once again I look up trifle and it gives me trivial, sosa I musta look trivial up!
TRIVIAL, triv-ial is unimportant; insignificant; trifling. This here is fking me up or am I just swoony from the diet root beer. I be a triun to get to the root of this fucing word!!! OH MY! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!
TRIVIALITY, triv-i-al-ity, the quality or state of being trivial!!!
TRIVIALIZE, triv-i-al-ize, to regard or treat as trivial!!!
I hope to triumph over this word but I think it's winning!
OH SHIT! I'm now questioning the word trifle. Maybe the word was truffle. This post is starting to seem a mite unimportant; something of little value; trivial! OR IS IT JUST ME (((!@#$KED UP))) OR THE DIET ROOT BEER !!!! you make the call!
This post seems so unnecessary, insignificant, meaningless, like a government boondoggle! OH!OH! I SOO GET IT! THEY CANNOT STOP, OR HELP THEMSELVES. THEY HAVE SO MUCH PUBLIC MONEY TO GET RID OF, THEY MUST SPEND IT ALL, ON USELESS PROJECTS. JUST LIKE ME WRITING THIS! I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT NOW! IT ALL SEEMS SO TRIFLING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!
I'm an addict with a dictionary, not wickedpedia. It only give me one word to look at. When I actually use the dictionary I go nuts! GOODNIGHT FROM MR. NUTSO.
Oh my! I am going to have to try some of that diet root beer. Maybe that is what I need to get me going and writing more than I have been doing. Can you imagine what those new readers of mine would think if I got drunk on some diet root beer and really started rambling? Haha ! I was wondering if you actually start talking the way you write? When your wife wakes up do you start telling her about the new words you have learned?? *smiles*
ReplyDeleteAnywho, this was another one that made me smile, but I have to tell you G, I actually learn a lot from what you call your "silly" blogs. I now know what a "boondoggle" is.
Have a great weekend my friend.