I'm looking for something to work with here ... Whewn ... I'm feeling silly ... I like to use "somethun." Pleease remembur ... at all times, whewn ... readun ... my ... my ... thots, I'm hard of hearun ... have ben all my life, sos I don't hear wurds ... (quiet), in the normul way. You nevur wood of thunk it, wood ya? Just tonight I was lisenun ... to a talk show while drivun ... I kept turnun the radio up, because I could not understand a wurd the guest was saying. At first, it sonds like someone was speakun Japaneese. I cood only make out a vowel every now and then. Sometimes ... it ain't fun beun partially deaf! I'm suppose to wear my hearun aids while drivun a commercial truk, I do not cause every damn truk and road noise is anplified, drivun me nutser! I fokus all my braan powur, hearun to understand, finully aftur tuning the knobs on my braan and ears, (ha, ha) I was able to undestan somewhat. Damn it took all my attenshun to understand most of the wurds the guest was sayun. By the way his first name was Ali ... sos I reckun he wasn't speakun Japaneese! I figur it was best to use most of my attenshun to drivun, while on the inturstate, sos I turn the radio off! Guud call don't ya think?
I stop for fuel in my work truck, using pay at the pump. I must remember the mileage on the truck and the pin number, remember now I'm not wearing my hearing aids. I'm paying attention to the instructions on the pump and this Un-convenient store has music blaring through these tiny little speakers on the pump! Why in the hell do they feel the need to play music through the crappiest speakers ever made! Have you ever heard someone inside trying to talk to someone at the pump on these crappy ass speakers? Their voice comes through these crappy itty bitty speakers like kuw, wwaay, euck, kruk, you know what I mean! We're paying $4.00 a gallon for fuel and they probably have a million $'s of petrol underground, a hundred thousand $'s of snacks, cigarettes, sodie pop and beef jerky inside, and they cannot pay for decent speakers on them pumps!!!
SORRY! I got a mite out of control I won't do that again ... well ... not until next time! Sos My mind is paying attention to the most horrific sounding music coming out of these one square inch speakers somewhere! My minds's thinking "damn, I haven't heard that music for 30 years, what is that song, who did that?" By now I've forgotten my mileage, my pin number, the pump rejects my transaction, I'm getting per-turbed! Yes I DO NOT like the fricking gas pump to be playing music whilst I'm using my brain because it messes up my hearing and what little I have left between them ears!!! Sos I have gotten smart, I place my left hand over that fricking one inch square pain in the ass speaker from hell! Now it's quiet and I can think!!!
NOTHING MUCH ON MY MIND I WAS GOING TO PLAY AROUND WITH THE WORD A FRIEND MENTIONED "catharsis" AFTER STUDYING ON IT FOR A SPELL I BECOME BORED! I THINK I'LL SAVE IT WHEN I'M IN A "MORE" SILLIER MOOD!!!
I wish to leave you with this I found under 'medical catharsis.' Purging the body by use of a cathartic to stimulate evacuation of the bowels.
Synonyms for catharsis are, release, cleansing, purging, purification, purgation, abreaction. Lordy! Am I
going to have fun with this!
I HOPE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUN READING THIS CRAZY ASS POST AS I DID WRITING IT!
I always have fun reading your crazy posts my friend. I agree with you. Why do they feel they have to play music at the pumps and if they insist on playing it, why not install some really great speakers , like surround sound in the parking lot or something?? haha
ReplyDeleteOh, thanks for the definition of medical catharsis....... I really needed that mental picture !! *smiles* at ya.
Have a great weekend Glen
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HAHAHAHA...Good one Glenster!
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