Foolery dictionary says "foolish behavior or a foolish action." Yep! Me and Mr. Webster agree on that! But you know something, what plum fuels my foolery is? Say, I'm studying the English language as a second language! I don't know what fool or foolery means. I get a variation of fool like foolish. If I do not know what fool or foolery is then how the !@#k am I suppose to understand foolish? I look up foolish, yikes, I'd be in big trouble! After reading all the definitions in the dictionary, I would know less than I did before, I started. I got an idea, I'll read every word in the dictionary with fool in it, from fool to fool's parsley.
(Oh by the way fool's parsley is a poisonious, foul smelling European weed of the umbel family.) You see now why we here in America get our sweet smelling weed known as Tijuana Gold from Mexico! We don't want to smoke no foul smelling weed!) We want our weed to be from the Gonzalez family!
Fool's paradise is a state of deceptive happiness, based on illusions. (I lik-a this one, sounds like most people I know! Oh shit! And ME!) This is getting plum "fool ass" fun! I want another one!
Fool's gold, dictionary says !@#$%^&*!@#$$%, I say "gold colored rock." (Sheesh the dick-head
was talking about Pyrites and such foolery! Although, them Pirates sure love gold! Maybe there was some sense in it and I'm too big a fool to see it!)
Fool's errand, a foolish, fruitless task or undertaking. (Seems like maybe this post!) One more and the best for last.
Fool's cap, a cap, usually with bells, formerly worn by a court fool or jester. I don't know where this post or essay in madness is going but seems like a lot of foolery going on what about you???
I had a cat once, I called Jingles, because Jingles had a collar with bells on it, but no hat. I never once thought about putting a little hat with bells on her, but now I wish I had! Jingles the Jester, has a nice ring to it! For the hell, or the Tom Foolery of it I'm going to look up Jester. (Tom Foolery keeps popping into my head, seems like something my grandma would say! Also my smarter and better half has heard it!
Jester, a person who jest; esp. a professional fool employed by a medieval ruler to amuse him. I wish to look up jest now.
If a jester is a professional fool employed by a medieval ruler to amuse himself. (My immediate thoughts turn to Politicians, ain't that a funny coincidence!)
This thought about Politicians just adds a whole new direction to this foolery I have stumbled upon! We actually elect these Jesters and pay them big salaries and lifetime insurance to say, what they say, is what, we want them to say. When they say, and do, the exact opposite of what we want!
"Holy Caped Crusaders o'l Glen has tipped his scales to the Politicians and Jesters!!! Will there be any coming back after this? We'll have to tune into his next post to see!"
Jest, something to be laughed at or joked about. There are other definitions but this seems to fit best.
Seems to ME using my Glen View fuzzy logic. Them ones referred to as The Powers That Be, You know the real Rulers of the planet also called Globalist or as I call them The Bankers! The self proclaimed Kings and Queens because they CONTROL THE MONEY and boys and girls we all know who has the money controls!!!
Looks recap, the Politicians/Jesters are lining there pockets with gold by WE THE PEOPLE! Instead of Medeval we have The EVIL ONES OF TODAY also placing gold into Politician/Jesters!
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! We all be full of "FOOLERY"! Every one of our names is Tom Foolery AND WE WEARS THE FOOL'S CAP!!! Damn! I think maybe at the very start I lost CONTROL of this post but damn I sure had fun! Interesting NOTE! DAMN IF IT DON'T MAKE SENSE TO ME!!!
JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME FOR SEVERAL DAYS, ITS QUITE LIKELY I'LL SPEND A FEW DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL. SEEMS LIKE ONCE A YEAR I HAVE TO GO IN FOR A TUNE UP! THAT SEEMS A LOT BETTER THAN THE OTHER POSSIBILITY NOW DON'T IT! FOR SOME REASON MY OLD !@#$ING BODY RETAINS FLUID AROUND THE HEART UNTIL I CANNOT BREATHE. THEY SHOOT ME FULL OF THIS LASIK STUFF AND I DRAIN LIKE A WATERING HOSE. LAST YEAR THIS TIME I LOST 20 POUNDS IN 3 DAYS. Audios my friends until we meet again! Glen