HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

I have a terrible headache. Normally I would not think to type with a terrible headache, but, I'm so fricking tired of feeling tired and miserable I'm going to try.

I think I'll just throw out some thoughts.

We have a new Pope and confirmation of the God particle being confirmed. I dunno something strange there.

As tired as I am, I may go to bed and go for the gold in the Sleep Olympics.

Is it just me? I cannot stand to look at this Conan character that has a late night show?

If people do not hear what you say, they sure as hell are not going to read what you write.

I saw a sign today, it said nothing, best message I ever read!

I lived long enough and no longer in debt. Now I'm sure I'm gonna die!

I received advice today from, the worst boss I've ever known, "don't get upset."

I was asked "How do you feel about listening to music at work, yes or no?"
My answer "I wear a hearing aid to hear the machinery, I'll just take it out!" 

I went to work sick, I did nothing like every body else. You think I'm kidding don't you? I worked a job on days, I done the same job on nights, took me + two unabled bodies. You do the math.  You know those Algebra equations I never could figure out in school are starting to make sense now!     

I'm tired of common sense. I want the kind of sense that makes me a millionaire.

I'm sorry, why are leaders always old. Put some bro's smoking weed in the Houses and Senate, Executive branch and Judiciary chambers. I bet they would pass laws and joints that we all could live with. "No way we 're giving trillions of dollars to banks, lawyers and crooks will give it to our homey's."

Why do men buy these humongous trucks? Don't they have a penis?

Why do these big box stores have 60 checkout lines, but only 5 ever work? Must of been Made in America I reckon!

Once more, why do we want to know whatever it is that particle excelerator is suppose to tell us. If the excelerator stuck on your Subaru it wouldn't matter anymore what kind of matter you would make, would it?

You know, these mad scientist keep trying to make up matter, that matters not, to us not mad people. Perhaps, if we as an uncivilized bunch of mad hatters, keep fucking around, go where no man has gone before. Oh, well possibly that's the point we keep sticking our nosey, snot slinging noses, in, where they don't belong, then I say, then the anti-snot, will mix with the snot snot, and blow are asses into the next as of yet uncharted territories of fricking outer space!

THEN  I SAY THEN, WE CAN LEARN FROM OUR PREVIOUS BILLIONS OF YEARS OF MISTAKES AND COUNTLESS DESTROYING OF CIVILIZATIONS.  Nah! Ainna never gonna happen I was dreaming again!!!!   Goodnight.