Fun with Glen and Glen!

I 've been too damn serious, let's see if I can shake it up some. Nope, nothing in mind to write about, I'll just spin the big empty wheel, and go with where it lands.

Had me a right good day at work, said my piece, oh shit! I'm, already, confused! Should that be piece, as in a piece of apple pie with vanilla ice-cream on top?

You can see where a piece of my mind is! OR, should it be peace, as in being peaceful?

Let me ponder upon this mind boggling piece of information? I know, "we don't have all fricking night!"

OHH! I got it!!! I was at peace, as I said my piece. Yeah! That explain it, right nice. I have been known in the past for . . . saying my piece, a wee bit, cantankerously! Huh? Oh my! You probably do not hear a word like cantankerously, every day, do ya? I bet it's not even in the dictionary! WELL NOW . . . you know! I gonna check in out! And yes, I KNOW! I can bing it, google it, er, whatever? I still like to do it the old fashion way! "You got a problem with that?"

(((YOU KNOW, I HAVE A GUT FEELIN, THIS HERE GONNA BE GOOD!)))

"CANTANKEROUSLY" Well I'll be flabbergasted! It be in there! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! Must of been some of my some-what proper relatives, that worked on this here dictionary. Yep, just as I thought, it's the third world, er, I mean third college edition. So it was not smart enough to be # one! Just as I thought!

Can-tan-ker-ous, damn, damn, damn, it be in there! Who would of ever . . . thunk it? How bout, I have some more fun with ya, and use it in a sentence or two, since I never know beforehand where I'mma gonna go with nuthin!

I remember watching a television show when I was a wee tadpole, called "The Real McCoys." There was this grandpa fella, played by Walter Brennan, if my old brain's correct. "Yes, I know-sa I can, bing it, google it or somethun?"

This grandpa character was a cantankerous old fella. Understand now. No! Dag-nap-it! Can't you understand my third world English? Maybe I need to give a better hint.

People say, "grandpa McCoy is a grumpy old fella."

Other people say, "grandpa McCoy, is a troublemaker."

Or, "grandpa McCoy, is a bad-tempered cuss."

Maybe, "grandpa McCoy is quarrelsome."

So what have we learned here today boys and girls?

WELL NOW I BEEN THINKING, AFTER I GET THROUGH THIS LONG-ASS QUEST OF MINE, I WISH TO FINISH SOME SHORT STORIES I HAVE PUT ON THE BACK-BURNER, SO TO SPEAK. MEANING, I MAY HAVE THE CONFIDENCE AFTER TACKLING THIS BOOK, I HAVE BEEN, ALMOST SPIRITUALLY FOUND MYSELF WORKING ON, TO HAVE THE GUMPTION, THE BACKBONE, THE COURAGE, TO FINISH SOME OF MY SHORT STORIES. MY ALL TIME FAVORITE CHARACTER IS BILL LEE HILL, I ENVISION, OR IS IT INVISION, A CHILDREN/S BOOK WITH THAT. THERE IS THIS OTHER OUTLINE I CALL RACCOONVILLE, WITH CHARACTERS ONE MIGHT OF FOUND, IN A MARK TWAIN NOVEL.

IF THINGS GO RIGHT, AND THE CREEKS DON'T RISE, I'LL REVISIT THOSE STORIES BY THE END OF THE YEAR. WISH ME LUCK. UNTIL THEN, PLEASE REMEMBER, WHO YA GONNA READ?     GLENVIEW   ((("When there's something strange, in your neighborhood, who ya gonna read? Glen The Nutster  SORRY, THEM FLASHBACKS ARE HELL, OR FUNNY SOMETIMES!!!!!)))