NORMAL???

I'm mentally disturbed! But you already know that! I'm proud to be one of the mentally disturbed, and baby I'a worka every scheduled day! (Plese don't worry about the misspelled wurds and my OWN slang, or wacko, weirdo sense of huma!) You can fill in the blanks and laugh at me if you want! That would plum tickle me to death! I laugh at myself as I'a writa, you dang well tootin! Any silly ass shittin wurd that poppa inna mya head when I be in a way past silly moood like toNIGHT! I DON'T KNOW OR UNDERFUCKINGSTAND THEM BIG ASS E-D-U-C-A-T-E-D-WURDS!!! I hope you gotta that wurd, see whatta I'mma telling ya'all out there all around the p-l-a-n-e-t. Iffa ya'all are tryin to learn ENGLISH, or as I call it PROPA ENGLISH, as in wherever they speak propa English.

I absolutely LOVE! to hear English spoken with accents from around the world! When spoken by a  British Anchor Woman, I get well let's say, excited! My wildest dream would be for a lovely British Anchor Woman to read some of my silly ass stuff. I'm laughing just thinking about looking soo, lovely and with perfect Britian English, it would be a RIOT!

I get hits from around the world and that simply warms the cockles of my heart. (What the hell's a cockle? Dictionary says, one's deepest feelings or emotions.)

I've often wondered how my slang and made up words are changed into other languages. I bet I've frozen a few computers trying to figure me out! That be just it! I don't want noobody to figure me out! Hells fire I haven't, figured myself out! I be me, one old man speaking WHATEVER comes across! Don't ever try to FIGURE ME OUT!

I be crazy and proud of it! The word CHALLENGED in the United States means mentally slow, hard of hearing, blind, can't talk, etc. It seems to mean any ONE who ain't NORMAL. What the hell is NORMAL? NORMAL as in a Politician! Don't want to go there! NORMAL as in my Aunt Edna, who read and quoted the bible all the time! NORMAL as in the limp wrist Man next door! NORMAL as in cousin Jim Bob, who drives a pick up truck painted in green camouflage. Wears a camouflage hat and camouflage clothing. Has a shotgun rack in the cab of his truck, drinks beer and hunts. The point here is!!! I don't know anybody I would classify as NORMAL. My Momma ain't NORMAL!!!

You watch the news, read the newspaper, listen to the Radio. You think them people on talk radio is NORMAL!!! You think Mouth Limball is NORMAL!!! Do you "really" know anybody that is NORMAL???

Do you think REALITY television is REAL? Do you believe that advertising and all the gizmo's they try to sell are REAL? IF EVERYTHING THAT ADVERTISERS SELL IS REAL! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID CHALLENGED PEOPLE? DON'T THEY SELL PRODUCTS TO ENLIGHTEN AND MAKE US SMARTER? ARE THERE NOT PLACES OF HIGHER LEARNING OUT THERE!!! SEEMS TO ME THESE PLACES OF HIGHER LEARNING AIN'T DOING TOO GOOD A JOB!

THERE BE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT GET FILTHY RICH, AS IN SOO MUCH MONEY THEY COULD USE MONEY TO WPIE THEIR ASSES! EVERYBODY I KNOW USES TOILET PAPER. OH! OH! OH! I UNDERSTAND!!! THEM FILTHY RICH PEOPLE ARE "NORMAL"! WE THE PEOPLE ARE THE CHALLENGED, CRAZY, SUCKERED, KNUCKLEHEADS, BECAUSE WE MADE THEM RICH!!!