SHEESH let's examine the day, my word for today is "COLD". I'm shivering, everybody's cold except one dum-ass who goes outside in a short sleeve shirt for about 5 minutes. I'm thinking (#$&*ing idiot).
Another stinking winter day my mind wants July 4 and 88 degrees, I'm seeing visions of tan curvy bodies. I open the door, the cold north wind hits me squarely in the face I'm thinking (#&**ing winter). I go to work a half hour early & read the paper before the start of my shift.
"Did I hear you correctly, I believe I did since I live in your head but I want you to confirm you fricking moron what kind of a nin-ca-poop goes to work early" ask Joe Pesky.
I do, I reply (and yes I know I am talking to myself, not out loud but inside so what I do inside my cranium ain-na hurting noo-body, is it!!! Okay, okay, okay, shit, the little #@&*er has me doing it). The reason I go to work a half hour early is to drink caffeine and gear up for the W word "work" I'm an old man and don't accelerate from 0 to 60 like I used to!
Takes me a half hour just to talk myself into staying...
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