You know? Well you don't know yet, becausin, I ain't ask you nothin' yet! Glen Bob's Corner, I do a reckon, sums me up 'bout as good as anything! I be Glen cause . . . I be Glen. Explained that right nice heah? Bob because that adds the good 'ol boy, into the recipe, that maketh me, who I is! Okay, don't get all riled up at me, because I speel 'em, like I hear 'em . . . and wount! Yes . . . that's spelled wount! Get with the program, I know someone who actually says wount!
CAUTION, CAUTION, PLEEASE . . . PROCEED WITH CAUTION . . . IF YOU GO ON! DON'T SAY, I DIDN'T WARN YOU. THIS BLOG MAY CAUSE YOU, SOME, DISTRESS,DISORDERS . . . OR THE MUCH DREADED GLENVIEW ADDICTION!!!!!
As far as corner, I be typing in the corner, and coming to you from my corner of the globe, from Gnome Alaska. No, no, no, I be a messin' whif ya! Better get used to me, a messin' whif ya . . . cause I, just gettin' started.
Okay, now remember, I call my blog, GlenView. Why? Hell I don't rightly recollect, that be a few years back, and . . . I've ate, and drank so much bad stuff, it be a wonder I'm still here! I've heard you are, what you eat. What am I then? I think you can use your own mind to determine that after this post! I be full of so much . . . shite!
Oh! about the Glenview thing. My friend knowed, I'd never start my own blog, but a, he knowed, I was playing around with this writing stuff.
"Why was I playing around with this here, writing stuff?"
"Don't rightly know!"
Anyhow, he started this blog for me and, called it Glenview, so I decided I must give my views and write my meandering, whatever. It's a dog-gone good thing, I can't write my thoughts sometimes, while I be at work!
Welll . . . might look like this, F!#$%%^^&&**((()))?????>>>>>.Because sometimes I get upset, you see! Maybe you don't see, because you can't see me, BUT you can read some of my???
"How do I see me?"
"DAMN!! that be a right fine question. Thanks for asking."
I be an average man, well . . . I believe I'm an average man, others may question the average claim! I have lived a life of, a common man. A common man to me is, never been in jail, always held a job. worked for a living, EARNING my keep, paying my taxes like a good 'ol boy suppose to, you know! One day I realized, somethun ain't right! Everythang, I have been taught from first grade on, and what I thought was right, causin the ONES A RUNNING THIS HERE WORLD . . . . . . DAD-BURN-IT-I DON'T THINK ARE RIGHT!!!
I AWAKEN FROM A STUPOR, QUESTIONING, A LOT O THINGS ON MY OWN! HALLELUJAH! I HAD BEEN BRAINWASHED, LIKE A GOOD LITTLE PEASANT. WATCHING THE EVENING NEWS, GOING MY, OH, MY! AIN'T THAT AWFUL! EVERYTHING ON THE NEWS IS, CORECTO MUNDO, THEY WOULDN'T LIE TO US!!! WOULD THEY?
WHOMEVER THEM POWERS THAT BE, BE . . . DON'T BE FOR US, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THEIR LACKEYS!
What was the question afore my thinkin' got involved?
"How do I see me?"
I SEE ME, THROUGH YOUR EYES, A PRODUCT OF MANIPULATION, BY THE FINEST THAT MONEY CAN BUY! WHERE DID THAT MONEY COME FROM? US OF COURSE! ONLY WE DON'T HAVE A SAY ON HOW, OR WHERE IT GOES! WE, E-L-E-C-T
ONES TO TELL US, BECAUSE WE'RE SO STUPID!
WELL . . . I DON'T A . . . THINK A . . . WE A . . . COULD A . . . FUCKED A . . . STUFF UP A . . .
AS MUCH A . . . AS THEM A . . . HAVE A . . . COULD WE?????