Occasionally

I spot an advertisement in the local newspaper for "Occasional Chairs." Immediately my mind starts humming and a gigantic "WHAT?" It's my version of the stress relieving bath oil commercial, where a  woman who's had a horrible day at the office, comes home and sees her husband. That turns her light headache into a killer migraine, she starts smiling as the thought kill the S O B flashes 100 times in her mind. She shakes her head vigorously until the flashes stop and takes a soothing hot bath in Bad Day Be Gone bath oil beads.

While at work I must keep my mind active to relieve boredom. I read the newspaper or write anything and everything that might creep into my head. My silly stuff always seems funny at the time. I must allow my mind to wander so I don't think #$&%*** the S O B's. My mind's in a fog as I try writing humorous stuff, I'll let you be the judge but then you might just say crazy @#$%.

Occasional chairs, does that mean they are only chairs on certain occasions? The next thought is, what are they on the other occasions? Maybe an occasional lamp, desk or who knows! I seem to be befuddled, please help!

On occasions, I think I am smarter than on other occasions, so am I occasionally a wise person? Probably not! I might occasionally have an intellectual moment, but I assure you it does not make me wise.

Occasionally the weather is good and occasionally it's bad.

Occasionally, the Congress, the House of Representatives and the President make sense!!! (I wish to have that statement stricken from the official record.) I occasionally make goofs because I do not think, sorry about that!

I write on occasions. I do it for fun and as a hobby.

I never owned a computer, but occasionally thought about buying one.

I bought a older computer that occasionally worked.

So occasionally, I practiced typing.

While typing, I occasionally type one whole sentence without an error.

WELL THAT IS ENOUGH OF THIS CRAZINESS. ON A MORE  SERIOUS NOTE, THE PREVIOUS STORY ON MY BLOG "OCCA ONALLY" CAME FROM MY ZANINESS AT WORK. I WAS PLAYING AROUND WITH THE WORD "occasionally" OUT OF BOREDOM AND THE NAME OCCA ONALLY JUMPS OUT AT ME AND WALLA! 

JUST A GLIMPSE INSIDE MY MIND. HOPE I DIDN'T SCARE YOU TOO BAD, HERE AT GLENVIEW.   You certainly don't want to miss my next post, cause it gonna scare the ba-gee-bees out of ya. It is Grandma Whips the Devil. Coming this weekend to a blog near you, whoops this here blog, occasionally I f---k up.