THE FOLLOWIN' CONTENT, SPELLIN'. ACTUALLY EVERYTHANG, MAY NOT BE SUITABLE TO YOUR MAINTAININ' A SLIVER OF INTELLIGENCE. DON'T GET MAD AT THE PERSON PRODUCIN' THIS HERE PIECE, CAUSIN HE KNOWETH NO BETTER!!!!
HE SPENDETH TOO MUCH TIME [ tiii-me ainna onna my side, no it ain't ] WATCHING THAT BOOBY TUBE, YOU KNOW. TOO MUCH TIME WATCHING HIGHLE EDUCATED COMMEN-TATERS [ I really love taters! ] SOME OF THEM TATER HEADS ARE A HEAP SMARTER THAN THEY LOOK AND SOME ARE DUMBER THAN OWL SHITE.
HAD AN UNCLE THAN WAS IN THE SERVICE, WHEN HE CAME HOME HE STUTT . . . STUTT . . . STUTTERED AND HAD ALL THESE SILLY SAYINGS, OH YEAH! HE WAS FULL OF THEM!! NOW YOU SHOULD OF HEARD HIM TELL A LONG WINDED JOKE. EVEN IF THE JOKE ITSELF WASN'T A TAD FUNNY, IT WAS HIM A TELLIN' IT, THAT WAS HILARIOUS BECAUSE OF ALL THE . . . THE . . . THE . . . TRYIN TO GET HIS WORDS OUT.
I just ate me a tuna fish sandwich. Sorry! I mean the sandwich was albacore, tuna fish sandwich. Albacore sandwich doesn't sound quite right to me, so as you'll actually know, it was albacore instead of tuna fish. I think I'll move on seems now I'm cornfus-eous, or @$%^$#-.
Once more I dare say to explainy me-self! Whenever this old fart buys tuna,I just lookee-up-ee and see what says "tuna", I don't dilly-dally lookin' at every can and pickin' it up ya see I be like the Village Pantry, yeah . . . I zip in and zip out!!
I do get carried away sometimes, I lost my synapse, it quit a firin' for a split second! I were 'bout to say, my wife must of bought the albacore, not me, any which way it were good and makin' me silly!
((( We now return you to, let's hope, some sense, or not! )))
Me ol' brain don't tick, tock like it us-ta. Once upon a time I had a half right mind. Them were the days my friends, I thought they'd never end. That sure sounds like an old song from me childhood or teenage years, !@#$%$%%^-it-was-a-long-time-ago! However it sure seems not to long ago, well it was within my lifetime you see, haha! I'm going to do the one thing I'm still good at being silly, imagine that!
I have screwed with your mind, brainwashing you, you know!
You know this winter has been so boring, I've resorted to chasing my Chihuahua dog "Taco" around the house. I grab one of my house slippers, which he just loves to chew on and shake it at him and chase him, then I give it to him and he runs with it flapping in his mouth. He loves it! I played one day with him so long his tongue was hangin' out and I could not walk/limp no more. My sides hurt from laughing! Soo long my friends, until we meet again.