Monday has come and gone! GOOD! I hate Mondays, always have! You have a nice relaxing weekend and what comes after the weekend? Yep, you're right! That dreaded day!
Let me see what's happening in my neighbahood. (I like to spell it like that, it's okay!) Damn ain't nothing good in my neighbahood on Mondays! What was I thinkin??? (I just looove them question marks, don't you?)
Common sense, does anyone out there know what "common sense" is? Common, makes sense! It be the sense part that makes no sense! If we have some coins in our pockets then we have some sense. Oops! Sorry, that's spelled cents not sense!(Sure makes sense to me, sounds just alike!) I look sense up in the dictionary and after reading many, many definitions, I was confused, so that makes no sense! Does any one truly understand sense? Please help this o'l country boy! My Grandma would say "that boy ain't got a lick o sense". Now, I've just added lick to the equation. Lick is licking out the icing bowl. A dog licks everywhere, just like a cat. So licking is??? I used to get lickings when I was bad. That means a whop-pin, as in a hand or switch on my ass and that ain't good! So licking out a bowl is good, licking as in a switchin ain't good, at least not to the one getting the switchin or licking! What have I learned here? Absolutely nuthin!!!
Let's try again common is..... Common people are like you and me. (Oh my God! Are there other people out there like me? That be plum scary!) Commoners be regular, law abiding, workin people, raising families. I have it REAL PEOPLE!
Sense???? I sense a train a-coming. Why? Causin I see it and hear the horn. So I have senses such as eyes, ears, smell, touch, thinkin. Wow!!! We're understanding now! So sense is a-thinkin right! So why are some people so !@#$ing stupid? That be common in my neighbahood! I see a lot of common people everyday but they don't appear to have a lick o sense! I think to myself, I sure feel sorry for their children. So iffun the parents ain't got o lick o sense, what do the children have? A little bitty bit o sense! Maybe a mite o sense! Ain't got no !@#$in sense!
Oh! Oh! Oh! You got to go to College to get that common sense! Yeah! I be a proud Poppa, my boy is a Grad-U-Ate in Common Sense, received a Di-Plo-Ma that says he gots common sense. Me I no longer got no cents at the prices these Colleges charge. I hocked the farm and all me pigs, so my boy could get some sense!
I was listening to My Governor and he says "its common sense", he talk for 30 minutes and I never learned one thing! JUST HAVING SOME FUN BEFORE BEDTIME! HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY WAY OF GETTING MY BRAIN READY FOR BED. WHEN I WAS A YOUNGIN I'D PUT ON ME PAJAMAS, NOW I HAVE TO ACT SILLY TO GET MY BRAIN READY FOR BED!ANYHOW I SLEEP BETTER TYPING FER A WEE BIT AND JUMP INTO BED. (CORRECTION LIMP TO BED.) Goodnight as always thanks for visiting my humble site. gLeN
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
The Christmas Gymnasium!
Big hello! It's earl Monday morn where I be. Nothing on my mind so let's go with that. Like the big wheel, spin that sucker and see where that needle lands! Oopsey, out of tea please hold....................... I'm back now where was I? Good golly Miss Molly almost Christmas, my oh my! I try to stay away from all the Political Crap! Nothing changes with them Political ones! They cut a continuous line if farts and expect us the people to believe them!!! I don't read the headlines anymore, same O, same OO! The only thing that changes is the day of the week!
You might know when I'm not near my computer I have a-thousand ideas! When I actually sit down nothing!
I remember back to this time of the year as a child. Everything was magically wonderful in ways that only a child can appreciate! Riding in the back seat of our Chevrolet Bel-air looking at Christmas lights. Much fewer lights way back then, but they seem much bigger, brighter!!! One has to ponder a second.... or two.... Why is that? Let's imagine (You can DO IT! I'll help you! When I get a-rollin and a-rockin I have enough for you too!!!) we're six years old, think back, the curiosity, amazement of EVERYTHING!!! Play, play, play. Imagination running amuck. (wild, wandering) Take a pencil and paper draw a squiggly nothingness, to you it's an airplane! You're outside all bundled up playing in the fresh snow, the ground's all white, pretty! You pick up this powdery white stuff, you're very own magical, mystery world! Of course you don't think of it in those words, more like pretty, ooh, aah, cold, don't care! Momma makes you come in, but you don't want too! You're little cheeks are red from the cold, you want to play some more, no, no, no! You're picked up resistance is futile! Parents are so big! Momma says"its Christmas eve, we're going to listen to the Community Christmas Carols at the high school gymnasium". You never understood anything Momma said except, going, a fun word, Christmas a beautiful word... All that other stuff, you don't know! You know whether it be good or bad you have to go where your parents take you! Your Momma pinches you're fat red cold cheeks saying "much longer playing out in the cold and you'd be Frosty the snow man"! You giggle at that, remembering him on the T. V. Soo you decide you'll go with Momma and Daddy, just don't keep me up past my bedtime tonight's the big night! SANTA! YEAH!!! Within minutes you're swooped away, I can walk, but parents always in such a hurry! Hurry up and go inside when you're having soo much fun playing, that's what kids do! Your now in the car, before you know it you're being swooped away again! Many people are going into this big building with many, many doors. Man this is one big house you think! You get inside, wow! The size of this place! It's like running around outside! Your carried over to the side and up, up, up. wow! We're really up here as you look down and to the side of what Momma calls a jim... and over there is the stage. A big WOW!!! Many many different colored light and several Christmas trees! I like this place! This is gonna be fun-ner than that cold snow, I was cold, but didn't want to go inside! You've never seen so many adults, you didn't know there was so many! You've only been to the Grocery Store and to Church, wow! Wow to everything, this may be worth staying up past my bedtime! Wow these adults know about fun too! Soon the lights grow dark and you hug your Momma! What is this place? A man speaks some words mumbo jumbo stuff. Then, beautiful lights and music and singing like you've never heard before, a big big wooow! Your on Momma's lap looking toward what they called the stage!
The beautiful lights was special, but the music and the singing! More people than you've ever seen at church and the music! Many people dressed up nice singing and a-playin them whatever they are called! The only thing you recognized was a piano and it was huge! You think they must need a lot bigger piano and more of that other stuff in this jim...whatever Momma called it! Your wittle eyes become bigger than your red cheeks! Your ears must be much bigger because you've never, never, never, heard anything soo, pretty and wonderful!!! The jim...thing was packed! Wow! Now you know where the big people go to have fun! You feel like a big person, your enjoying what they do! How could anyone not enjoy the beautiful sounds coming from the stage! It's past your bedtime but I don't care! You begin to fight sleep but you win! I'm gonna listen and listen and you do, to something you'll never forget! How could you? The most beautiful sight you've ever seen in all your six years of life! You're fast asleep by the time your carried to the car! You wake up the next morning it's Christmas. FIFTY FOUR YEARS LATER YOU'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN THAT EXPERIENCE AND IT'S STILL ETCHED IN YOUR MIND! SOMETIMES ADULTS HAVE FUN TOO!!! Thanks for visiting my humble site! I'm a person of many characters and I love them all! Makes life so much fun-ner!!! Glen
You might know when I'm not near my computer I have a-thousand ideas! When I actually sit down nothing!
I remember back to this time of the year as a child. Everything was magically wonderful in ways that only a child can appreciate! Riding in the back seat of our Chevrolet Bel-air looking at Christmas lights. Much fewer lights way back then, but they seem much bigger, brighter!!! One has to ponder a second.... or two.... Why is that? Let's imagine (You can DO IT! I'll help you! When I get a-rollin and a-rockin I have enough for you too!!!) we're six years old, think back, the curiosity, amazement of EVERYTHING!!! Play, play, play. Imagination running amuck. (wild, wandering) Take a pencil and paper draw a squiggly nothingness, to you it's an airplane! You're outside all bundled up playing in the fresh snow, the ground's all white, pretty! You pick up this powdery white stuff, you're very own magical, mystery world! Of course you don't think of it in those words, more like pretty, ooh, aah, cold, don't care! Momma makes you come in, but you don't want too! You're little cheeks are red from the cold, you want to play some more, no, no, no! You're picked up resistance is futile! Parents are so big! Momma says"its Christmas eve, we're going to listen to the Community Christmas Carols at the high school gymnasium". You never understood anything Momma said except, going, a fun word, Christmas a beautiful word... All that other stuff, you don't know! You know whether it be good or bad you have to go where your parents take you! Your Momma pinches you're fat red cold cheeks saying "much longer playing out in the cold and you'd be Frosty the snow man"! You giggle at that, remembering him on the T. V. Soo you decide you'll go with Momma and Daddy, just don't keep me up past my bedtime tonight's the big night! SANTA! YEAH!!! Within minutes you're swooped away, I can walk, but parents always in such a hurry! Hurry up and go inside when you're having soo much fun playing, that's what kids do! Your now in the car, before you know it you're being swooped away again! Many people are going into this big building with many, many doors. Man this is one big house you think! You get inside, wow! The size of this place! It's like running around outside! Your carried over to the side and up, up, up. wow! We're really up here as you look down and to the side of what Momma calls a jim... and over there is the stage. A big WOW!!! Many many different colored light and several Christmas trees! I like this place! This is gonna be fun-ner than that cold snow, I was cold, but didn't want to go inside! You've never seen so many adults, you didn't know there was so many! You've only been to the Grocery Store and to Church, wow! Wow to everything, this may be worth staying up past my bedtime! Wow these adults know about fun too! Soon the lights grow dark and you hug your Momma! What is this place? A man speaks some words mumbo jumbo stuff. Then, beautiful lights and music and singing like you've never heard before, a big big wooow! Your on Momma's lap looking toward what they called the stage!
The beautiful lights was special, but the music and the singing! More people than you've ever seen at church and the music! Many people dressed up nice singing and a-playin them whatever they are called! The only thing you recognized was a piano and it was huge! You think they must need a lot bigger piano and more of that other stuff in this jim...whatever Momma called it! Your wittle eyes become bigger than your red cheeks! Your ears must be much bigger because you've never, never, never, heard anything soo, pretty and wonderful!!! The jim...thing was packed! Wow! Now you know where the big people go to have fun! You feel like a big person, your enjoying what they do! How could anyone not enjoy the beautiful sounds coming from the stage! It's past your bedtime but I don't care! You begin to fight sleep but you win! I'm gonna listen and listen and you do, to something you'll never forget! How could you? The most beautiful sight you've ever seen in all your six years of life! You're fast asleep by the time your carried to the car! You wake up the next morning it's Christmas. FIFTY FOUR YEARS LATER YOU'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN THAT EXPERIENCE AND IT'S STILL ETCHED IN YOUR MIND! SOMETIMES ADULTS HAVE FUN TOO!!! Thanks for visiting my humble site! I'm a person of many characters and I love them all! Makes life so much fun-ner!!! Glen
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Dummies Rule! Another Fun Day!
I wanna write somethun, hopefully funny! I just got home from work about an hour ago and that was hilarious! (ha-ha) Instead of "All Quiet On The Western Front", I call it "All Dummies Where I work"! (ha-ha) The Dummies of the planet have invaded us slowly but surely. I used to think I had problems!!! Until I become shocked straight working with some of the nincapoops in the modern workforce! The aliens have succeeded by creating low intelligent, no common sense, !@#$ingMORONS. Yep that's Glen's view! Good God Almighty, some of the people from these Temporary Staffing "Institutions". There so creepy! I don't know where to start! They scare the shit out of this old man! I sure as hell don't understand the message they are trying to get across! Example wearing a winter stocking cap when the weather doesn't require it??? Baseball type hats wore cock-eyed! I don't even want to talk about underwear showing! Piercings all over the face. What the !@#$ is that all about? You're a young lady (???) of the modern era. You go for a job interview with piercings everywhere including your tongue. (What the !@#$ is that all about???) You look like a "Tattoo Parlorette', (I don'ta know where that wurd come-ma from-ma but it seems to make my point nicely!) Your applying for a job as a Medical Receptionist. Do you actually in your wildest !@#$ing dreams think their gonna hire a devilish zombie looking wild thing from Planet Wow-za! Yo, you say, "I type 100 wpm and am a straight A student". They gonna look at you baby and say, "whenever we get a office on your home planet we'll call ya"!
Okay! Okay! Okay! This here old fat !@#$er has seen all the different colored underwear on the !@#$ing planet, OKAY!!! Guess what, I don't give a rat's ass! If I was in charge I would put you in a cell with a lifetime prison dude! One !@#$ing day, (that's kinda funny) would keep you from wearing underwear showing!!!
Okay! Okay! Okay! What's this crap with men who should be smart enough to know better, not being able to keep their pants up??? They make this thing called a belt, you know!!! I'm working with this man and he spends as much time pulling his pants up as he does workin! You think this old fat !@#$er be pulling your leg [don't'ya!] (new variation, i'mma feeling right's good, and am on the verge of testifying big time, uh, huh! don't stop me now! Take a deep breath and here we go!!!) I must turn towards his backside to load my machine, time after time after time I get to see his damn pants pulled up, believe me it's not a pretty sight! He be several inches taller and about 20 years younger has a belly like mine. I realized many moonies (ah come on that's cute) ago working in an industrial environment, you really need to keep your pants up! Somewhere's along the line and the M.T.V. crap and later generations, belts, keeping your pants up got lost. The schools quit teaching the young kids how to wear their britches.
Okay! Okay! Okay! I got lost fer a sec, give an old man a break! The object is to wear breeches that you can WORK comfortable in! Damn! Damn! Damn! That brings up another new wurd I'll have to explain another day! This here old man realizes when his belly were-a-growing he needed c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-l-e breeches! Yep, I was smart enough to figure that out on my own! My Momma was so PROUD! They make these secret kind-O-pants fer big bellied ones! Damn they be so comfortable and I don't show all them hot girls the crack of me ARSE! These magnifico britches, or breeches whichever ye prefer come with an expando waist line, fer before ye take yer daily poo-poo and also for working environments!!!
Damn! Damn! Damn! I got sidetracked about the other big belly guy with the keeping his pants up e-p-i-d-e-m-i-c! He were wearing jeans and when I look a couple times he were giving himself a "wedgie"! He hooks his fingers in the belt loop on each side and were a-yankin them suckers up with all his might!!! Man oh man the first time I see this I damn near tore a finger off in my machine! Just proves a point I reckon you never get to old to learn something, correction see somethun new!!!
I wonder! Where is it gonna go from here? I betcha each generation says the same thing about the previous generation, of that I've no doubt!
Forget about the clothing thing.(I CAN'T! OH SHUT UP AND MOVE ON! Sorry I had to talk to myself you don't mind do you?) Is the intelligence level improving? I hope so! But if the intelligence level I come into contact with everyday, no matter the age is the average then BABY we in a heap-O-trouble!!! Sure seems to me with all the advances, the intell level goes down-hill! Is there somethun going on here???
I SUPPOSE MY LAST UNINTELLIGIBLE POINT IS! WE SURE SEEM TO HAVE A LOT MORE DUMMIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAN WHEN I WAS GROWING UP!!! A HEAP BUNCH OF STRANGER LOOKING PEOPLE!!! I BELIEVE THEM TO BE "REAL ALIENS"! YEP I SUPPOSE WE HAVE BEEN DUMMIED DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. THE CAVEMAN KNEW HOW TO HOLD HIS LEOPARD SKINS UP! THE ONES OF TODAY I'M WORRIED ABOUT!!! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Remember this be the only place where you neva no, whatch onna me m-n-d, oopsey did I misspell that?
Okay! Okay! Okay! This here old fat !@#$er has seen all the different colored underwear on the !@#$ing planet, OKAY!!! Guess what, I don't give a rat's ass! If I was in charge I would put you in a cell with a lifetime prison dude! One !@#$ing day, (that's kinda funny) would keep you from wearing underwear showing!!!
Okay! Okay! Okay! What's this crap with men who should be smart enough to know better, not being able to keep their pants up??? They make this thing called a belt, you know!!! I'm working with this man and he spends as much time pulling his pants up as he does workin! You think this old fat !@#$er be pulling your leg [don't'ya!] (new variation, i'mma feeling right's good, and am on the verge of testifying big time, uh, huh! don't stop me now! Take a deep breath and here we go!!!) I must turn towards his backside to load my machine, time after time after time I get to see his damn pants pulled up, believe me it's not a pretty sight! He be several inches taller and about 20 years younger has a belly like mine. I realized many moonies (ah come on that's cute) ago working in an industrial environment, you really need to keep your pants up! Somewhere's along the line and the M.T.V. crap and later generations, belts, keeping your pants up got lost. The schools quit teaching the young kids how to wear their britches.
Okay! Okay! Okay! I got lost fer a sec, give an old man a break! The object is to wear breeches that you can WORK comfortable in! Damn! Damn! Damn! That brings up another new wurd I'll have to explain another day! This here old man realizes when his belly were-a-growing he needed c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-l-e breeches! Yep, I was smart enough to figure that out on my own! My Momma was so PROUD! They make these secret kind-O-pants fer big bellied ones! Damn they be so comfortable and I don't show all them hot girls the crack of me ARSE! These magnifico britches, or breeches whichever ye prefer come with an expando waist line, fer before ye take yer daily poo-poo and also for working environments!!!
Damn! Damn! Damn! I got sidetracked about the other big belly guy with the keeping his pants up e-p-i-d-e-m-i-c! He were wearing jeans and when I look a couple times he were giving himself a "wedgie"! He hooks his fingers in the belt loop on each side and were a-yankin them suckers up with all his might!!! Man oh man the first time I see this I damn near tore a finger off in my machine! Just proves a point I reckon you never get to old to learn something, correction see somethun new!!!
I wonder! Where is it gonna go from here? I betcha each generation says the same thing about the previous generation, of that I've no doubt!
Forget about the clothing thing.(I CAN'T! OH SHUT UP AND MOVE ON! Sorry I had to talk to myself you don't mind do you?) Is the intelligence level improving? I hope so! But if the intelligence level I come into contact with everyday, no matter the age is the average then BABY we in a heap-O-trouble!!! Sure seems to me with all the advances, the intell level goes down-hill! Is there somethun going on here???
I SUPPOSE MY LAST UNINTELLIGIBLE POINT IS! WE SURE SEEM TO HAVE A LOT MORE DUMMIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAN WHEN I WAS GROWING UP!!! A HEAP BUNCH OF STRANGER LOOKING PEOPLE!!! I BELIEVE THEM TO BE "REAL ALIENS"! YEP I SUPPOSE WE HAVE BEEN DUMMIED DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. THE CAVEMAN KNEW HOW TO HOLD HIS LEOPARD SKINS UP! THE ONES OF TODAY I'M WORRIED ABOUT!!! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Remember this be the only place where you neva no, whatch onna me m-n-d, oopsey did I misspell that?
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Jeb's Final Dream!
The only place Jeb can fine peace of mind and body, is to lay flat on his back with a comforter to hold in body heat, warming his tired aching worn out vessel of life! He wishes for the vestibule to the next new beginning to happen! If not for the companionship of his faithful, four legged compadre, he might never rise again! Angel is young full of life at the age of two. She's a birthday present from his wife of 56 years, before she passed away quietly in her sleep. Angel's the last bond between them. They tragically outlive both their children! One died from from those damn never ending man made wars, the other from a drunk driver, the drunk driver barely had a scratch and returns to his needless existence after only two years in jail! Jeb finds no solace in people, they're no longer real! His friends are gone, outlived them all! His only friend is Angel, who listens intently hanging onto every syllable, they take care of each other! Content to always be, beside the other, every minute of the day. Damn little critter's so cute, makes Jeb smile just looking at her face! Angel sleeps on her own pillow, beside Jeb's pillow, always looking at him. Jeb can't open his eyes fast enough to see Angel open her wee eyes, little tater tot's instinct always knows! Jeb's come to think of Angel as his Guardian Angel! For without her, he would wander into oblivion without a purpose! Jeb laughs and speaks out loud to his beloved wife, "Elizabeth you sly old fox, you knew I would need a friend! One day soon we'll be together, won't we"? He still talks to Elizabeth, she's still here in this house, her spirit is visible everywhere he turns, he's not changed one thing! He still smells her perfume, he feels her beside him in bed, his heart swells with her spirit every passing day! One day soon we'll be together! On one hand Jeb tires of living. The modern era is not for him, too much of everything breeds too much insanity as he calls it! Information overload is how he thinks of it, plain and simple "too much"!!! His feet seem to scuff the floor more each day, appetite's gone, energy's shot! Throwing Angel's toy for her to run after is the only exercise he gets! That night as Angel and Jeb lay awake in bed Angel won't leave him be, she obsessively licks his hand. He let's her, this is how she shows devotion, love! She comes over and curls up under his armpit, never has she done this before! She always sleep's on her pillow! Sleep doesn't come tonight, Elizabeth and his children, fill his mind! It's a good feeling, an awake dream, he goes with it, being it's so beautiful! He feels Angel under his arm, he senses others with him, Elizabeth, his son, his daughter all his family is there! He questions, is he awake, is he asleep? It doesn't matter! So beautiful it is! He can't see Elizabeth, yet knows! Ah! I'm having a vision! That must be it! Jeb hears Elizabeth's voice "Jeb we're together again". "What about Angel"! I reply. "She's here, Angel is your Grandmother Cassandra, she's been looking after you"!
JEB'S HAS JOINED HIS FAMILY! HOW YOU WISH TO IDENTIFY WHERE OUR SPIRITS GO IS FOR YOU OWN BELIEF! WE KNOW NOTHING FOR CERTAIN, IN OUR SOULS WE KNOW THERE'S MORE! DON'T WE! THE MAN MADE GRAY AREAS CLOUD US, I BELIEVE! TODAY MORE THAN EVER WE MUST FOLLOW OUR PATH! OTHERS LAY IT OUT ON A SILVER PLATTER! I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH THAT! IF YOUR OWN HEART TELLS YOU THAT'S THE PATH!!! PLEASE MY DEAR FRIENDS! BELIEVE IN YOUSELF AND WHERE YOUR HEART LEADS "YOU"!!! MY CORNINESS, SIMPLICITY, HUMBLE SPIRIT CRIES OUT IN MY OLD AGE... "We are Ooonnnneeee" (chant that a few times...Ooonnnneeeee! Oooonnnneeee! Oooonnnneeeee! Oooooonnnnnneeeeee) I BELIEVE WE ARE!!!! IF ONLY "WE" COULD POOL OUR ENERGY, OUR SPIRIT'S, OUR HEART'S "TOGETHER"! "IMAGINE ALL PEOPLE, LIVING LIFE AS ONE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Ooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeee" From a corny old man!
JEB'S HAS JOINED HIS FAMILY! HOW YOU WISH TO IDENTIFY WHERE OUR SPIRITS GO IS FOR YOU OWN BELIEF! WE KNOW NOTHING FOR CERTAIN, IN OUR SOULS WE KNOW THERE'S MORE! DON'T WE! THE MAN MADE GRAY AREAS CLOUD US, I BELIEVE! TODAY MORE THAN EVER WE MUST FOLLOW OUR PATH! OTHERS LAY IT OUT ON A SILVER PLATTER! I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH THAT! IF YOUR OWN HEART TELLS YOU THAT'S THE PATH!!! PLEASE MY DEAR FRIENDS! BELIEVE IN YOUSELF AND WHERE YOUR HEART LEADS "YOU"!!! MY CORNINESS, SIMPLICITY, HUMBLE SPIRIT CRIES OUT IN MY OLD AGE... "We are Ooonnnneeee" (chant that a few times...Ooonnnneeeee! Oooonnnneeee! Oooonnnneeeee! Oooooonnnnnneeeeee) I BELIEVE WE ARE!!!! IF ONLY "WE" COULD POOL OUR ENERGY, OUR SPIRIT'S, OUR HEART'S "TOGETHER"! "IMAGINE ALL PEOPLE, LIVING LIFE AS ONE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Ooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeee" From a corny old man!
Monday, December 5, 2011
Sea of Silliness
I just took my night-time meds. I wish to get lost in a Sea of Silliness! Shouldn't be too hard for me! Do you think? Nonsense & Silliness is Politicians!!! Even More & Deeper Silliness & More & Deeper Nonsense & STUPIDITY is (drum roll please) expecting them to fix a problem that they created as lifetime servants of the Public, yeah right!!! (Lifetime Leeches off the Public!)
What is happening in you're neck of the woods? Work if you're lucky enough to have a job!!!
Pay taxes if you're lucky enough to have a job!!!
Patting down Grandma's and Children before boarding Airlines!!! Man we've come a long way in the modern era!!!
Instant communication at our fingertips, get someone else to take tests for you!!! Janie & Johnny can't read and write, but damn they've created a new language of un-intelligible texting!!!
Grandpa says "why the @#$% go to school, only gonna be jobs flipping !@#%ing burgers anyway!!!
He also says "I read in the newspaper more people than ever are attending vocational schools. What the !@#$ is wrong with ya'all? Training fer jobs that have left 20 !@#$ing years ago! You're as stupid as our leaders!
You want jobs Grandpa says "Learn to grow a garden, work with the soil, we can't get people to pick the crops now. Government in some states are running off the slave labor that's always harvested it!!!!!
The Governments want the people completely counting on them fer everythang!!!
You see that be the !@#$ing problem with Elected Representatives, they work their lifetime in Washington, ONLY at getting RE-ELECTED!!! They don't give diddly-squat about you and me, the little ones!!! They live in Mansions high upon a hill!!! Looking down in the Boondocks at us!!!
We sent a man to the moon in 1969 yeah of course we did!!! We should be making baby Martians on !@#$ing Mars if that was the case by now!!!
Look back at them long-haired Hippie freaks by watching Wood stock! Do you think them crazy ass pot smoking, dope taking love machines, were capable of going to the moon, they's were soo !@@#$ing high baby, that's where they lived!!! Didn't need no tin foil Moon Lander, son-of-a-bitchin thing to visit the moon baby!!!
Hell in 2011 we can't get shuttles in orbit!!!
You expect me too believe the intelligence level of the people I meet every !@#$ing day at my Doctor's Office, at the Drive-Thru's, at Wally's World!!! These people are workin so they's must be the cream of the crop today!!!
I wanted a soda-pop, I go inside a convenient store, I drank a 64 ounce Green Pop waiting in line and had to go to the bathroom 3 times to shake the dew off my lilly before I got to the cashier to pay for whatever I went into the store for!!! I didn't have a loss of memory before I entered the CONVENIENT STORE!!!
I'm so sorry for the little ones today, unless they all grow up to be Politicians, Bankers, or Military they ain't gonna get a job!!! OH SHIT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET MY GRANDPA OUT OF THE LOONEY BIN I KEEP HIM IN!! I FELL ASLEEP ALL I CAN SAY IS HAVE A NICE DAY OR IF YOU LIKED GRANDPA... I MAY JUST TURN HIM !@#$ ING LOOSE AGAIN!!! ahhahahahahahahahah DaMn, I cAn'T pUt My NaMe On ThIs CaN i??? silly boy!!! aS ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR VISITING GLEN VIEW, I THINK!!! mY wOrD FoR ToDaY IS!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*.
What is happening in you're neck of the woods? Work if you're lucky enough to have a job!!!
Pay taxes if you're lucky enough to have a job!!!
Patting down Grandma's and Children before boarding Airlines!!! Man we've come a long way in the modern era!!!
Instant communication at our fingertips, get someone else to take tests for you!!! Janie & Johnny can't read and write, but damn they've created a new language of un-intelligible texting!!!
Grandpa says "why the @#$% go to school, only gonna be jobs flipping !@#%ing burgers anyway!!!
He also says "I read in the newspaper more people than ever are attending vocational schools. What the !@#$ is wrong with ya'all? Training fer jobs that have left 20 !@#$ing years ago! You're as stupid as our leaders!
You want jobs Grandpa says "Learn to grow a garden, work with the soil, we can't get people to pick the crops now. Government in some states are running off the slave labor that's always harvested it!!!!!
The Governments want the people completely counting on them fer everythang!!!
You see that be the !@#$ing problem with Elected Representatives, they work their lifetime in Washington, ONLY at getting RE-ELECTED!!! They don't give diddly-squat about you and me, the little ones!!! They live in Mansions high upon a hill!!! Looking down in the Boondocks at us!!!
We sent a man to the moon in 1969 yeah of course we did!!! We should be making baby Martians on !@#$ing Mars if that was the case by now!!!
Look back at them long-haired Hippie freaks by watching Wood stock! Do you think them crazy ass pot smoking, dope taking love machines, were capable of going to the moon, they's were soo !@@#$ing high baby, that's where they lived!!! Didn't need no tin foil Moon Lander, son-of-a-bitchin thing to visit the moon baby!!!
Hell in 2011 we can't get shuttles in orbit!!!
You expect me too believe the intelligence level of the people I meet every !@#$ing day at my Doctor's Office, at the Drive-Thru's, at Wally's World!!! These people are workin so they's must be the cream of the crop today!!!
I wanted a soda-pop, I go inside a convenient store, I drank a 64 ounce Green Pop waiting in line and had to go to the bathroom 3 times to shake the dew off my lilly before I got to the cashier to pay for whatever I went into the store for!!! I didn't have a loss of memory before I entered the CONVENIENT STORE!!!
I'm so sorry for the little ones today, unless they all grow up to be Politicians, Bankers, or Military they ain't gonna get a job!!! OH SHIT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET MY GRANDPA OUT OF THE LOONEY BIN I KEEP HIM IN!! I FELL ASLEEP ALL I CAN SAY IS HAVE A NICE DAY OR IF YOU LIKED GRANDPA... I MAY JUST TURN HIM !@#$ ING LOOSE AGAIN!!! ahhahahahahahahahah DaMn, I cAn'T pUt My NaMe On ThIs CaN i??? silly boy!!! aS ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR VISITING GLEN VIEW, I THINK!!! mY wOrD FoR ToDaY IS!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
SHINE AWAY!
I lose, part of me! Every day! I wish to explain, my way.... Please be patient, as I think carefully! (Ah oh, this might be harder than I thought!) Those of you who visit my site regularly, KNOW it's hard telling what this o'l boy is gonna say!
I love to share, that's what this blogging thing is all about? Right! Good, bad, sad, tearful, darkness, love all emotions. I visit few sites, because I tire of the information overload that drags you into a tidal wave of scare, misinformation, disinformation etc. I was once addicted to this and pondered upon all the problems... What did it get me? A oversized aorta valve, that's gonna blow, yep! That fucker's gonna blow for sure! I strive for 10 more years that's my goal! A reasonable goal, everything carefully thought out! I have lived 87% of my life as I evaluate it! "Why" you ask"?
You can't change! There is No switches, surge protectors for us baby!!!! I'm totally jealous of ones who appear to always have a calm demeanor, you know, NOTHING, seems to frustrate or raise their Blood Pressure. Are they for real! You've known people like this, I'm sure! The same damn thing that makes me ME, is killing me, and I can't stop it! That just flat pisses me off! BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to be able to work 16 hour days with no pain! Now I have pain just getting out of bed! I eat as many over the counter pain pills as I need to make it through the day, (+) determination... I grow tired!!! I accept the aging pains, yep that's the way it is! Go anywhere and watch older people, that's the suffrage of life! We know pain, we've suffered pain, we live with pain! The Army of Pain grows stronger everyday! What has it achieved for us, The Human Race?????????????????????
Life is only gigantic BIG ASS PUZZLE! I now have 3,650 more pieces to add to my puzzle of life.
I CANNOT change people I have contact with in my every day working environment, I've tried! MAN HOW I'VE TRIED!!!
I cannot change MYSELF, I CANNOT change the ones I come into contact with. Many things seem so "simple", we should be able to fix the broken chain of life! A chain link breaks, one of countless pressed together, strength forged from unity, (Sounds beautiful don't it.) stop put a new one in! Keep the chain oiled, proper tension, replace when needed... So simple even a caveman can do it! Where have all the cavemen gone?
I HAVE ONLY MY THOUGHTS TO GIVE, BUT I GIVE ALL! WE'VE BEEN REDUCED TO AN ARMY NEVER SEEN, ONLY IN WORDS AND GOOD INTENTIONS! I FEAR, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! THE GOOD INTENTIONS OF ALL "MUST" BE CHANNELED! THE UNSEEN HEART/SOULS OF THE REAL PEOPLE, ARE LOSING THE BATTLE!
I CRY OUT TO YOU, IN THE LAST CHAPTER OF MY LIFE! I WOULD LIKE NOTHING BETTER TO BE AN ONMIPOTENT BEING TO CURE THE ILLS! I DO CHERISH, THE THOUGHT AND ALL THE EMOTIONS THAT INVOKES FROM A CHILD LIKE DEMEANOR OF WHICH I STILL POSSESS. MY 87% OF LIVING TELLS ME "NO"!
THE SOULS OF ALL "MUST" UNITE...PAST/PRESENT/FUTURE. THE ENERGY OF PURE SOULS, MUST FOCUS ON ONE THING TO BECOME A BEACON, TO BECOME A FORCE THAT SHINES SO BRIGHT, IT CLEANSES THE WORLD!
I love to share, that's what this blogging thing is all about? Right! Good, bad, sad, tearful, darkness, love all emotions. I visit few sites, because I tire of the information overload that drags you into a tidal wave of scare, misinformation, disinformation etc. I was once addicted to this and pondered upon all the problems... What did it get me? A oversized aorta valve, that's gonna blow, yep! That fucker's gonna blow for sure! I strive for 10 more years that's my goal! A reasonable goal, everything carefully thought out! I have lived 87% of my life as I evaluate it! "Why" you ask"?
You can't change! There is No switches, surge protectors for us baby!!!! I'm totally jealous of ones who appear to always have a calm demeanor, you know, NOTHING, seems to frustrate or raise their Blood Pressure. Are they for real! You've known people like this, I'm sure! The same damn thing that makes me ME, is killing me, and I can't stop it! That just flat pisses me off! BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to be able to work 16 hour days with no pain! Now I have pain just getting out of bed! I eat as many over the counter pain pills as I need to make it through the day, (+) determination... I grow tired!!! I accept the aging pains, yep that's the way it is! Go anywhere and watch older people, that's the suffrage of life! We know pain, we've suffered pain, we live with pain! The Army of Pain grows stronger everyday! What has it achieved for us, The Human Race?????????????????????
Life is only gigantic BIG ASS PUZZLE! I now have 3,650 more pieces to add to my puzzle of life.
I CANNOT change people I have contact with in my every day working environment, I've tried! MAN HOW I'VE TRIED!!!
I cannot change MYSELF, I CANNOT change the ones I come into contact with. Many things seem so "simple", we should be able to fix the broken chain of life! A chain link breaks, one of countless pressed together, strength forged from unity, (Sounds beautiful don't it.) stop put a new one in! Keep the chain oiled, proper tension, replace when needed... So simple even a caveman can do it! Where have all the cavemen gone?
I HAVE ONLY MY THOUGHTS TO GIVE, BUT I GIVE ALL! WE'VE BEEN REDUCED TO AN ARMY NEVER SEEN, ONLY IN WORDS AND GOOD INTENTIONS! I FEAR, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! THE GOOD INTENTIONS OF ALL "MUST" BE CHANNELED! THE UNSEEN HEART/SOULS OF THE REAL PEOPLE, ARE LOSING THE BATTLE!
I CRY OUT TO YOU, IN THE LAST CHAPTER OF MY LIFE! I WOULD LIKE NOTHING BETTER TO BE AN ONMIPOTENT BEING TO CURE THE ILLS! I DO CHERISH, THE THOUGHT AND ALL THE EMOTIONS THAT INVOKES FROM A CHILD LIKE DEMEANOR OF WHICH I STILL POSSESS. MY 87% OF LIVING TELLS ME "NO"!
THE SOULS OF ALL "MUST" UNITE...PAST/PRESENT/FUTURE. THE ENERGY OF PURE SOULS, MUST FOCUS ON ONE THING TO BECOME A BEACON, TO BECOME A FORCE THAT SHINES SO BRIGHT, IT CLEANSES THE WORLD!
Friday, December 2, 2011
"Trials & Tribulations"
Man oh man! I love looking at the stats that shows hits from around the world, it brightens an o'l man's heart, yes it does!!! I don't have much to compare to because I'm a new born to everythang (Yep I misspelled that word on purpose, I love the way the a rolls when I be in a goofy ass mood!) concerning computers! To those of you that have always been around computers, good for you! I've never needed, nor wanted one, until a little over a year ago. I'm old fashion, I reckon! If-fun I was to want, or need one, I figured, I'd buy one, it was that simple! I'd been playing around, actually doodling, just playing around with writing some silly stuff, a few simple stories. THEN, I decided to try typing! DAMN! Nooo-body, told me how hard it was, or I wouldn't of tried! A old computee thing-a-ma-bob, was dusted off from the closet. WOW! for me! I'm so excited! Damn! Damn! I'm stupid! Frustration reigns! I was heartbroken!
Deep inside there was a flame, an itty-bitty (very small) flame. Ironically there's this complete story in my head, of which I've written several thousand words of all by hand! It wouldn't allow me to give up! The story appropriately titled "The Flame". To this day I consider it, the best I've done. It's my baby, rising from the ashes of a place I once visited, many years before. The amazing thing about visiting this small apartment in 1998 above a small town newspaper was leaving the apartment thinking, it looks as though someone left it in the 50's. A completely furnished home! It stayed the same all those years! Why? Anyway, I never thought about it again, until one day many years later I couldn't sleep. This story appears, and I must write it! After countless trials, tribulations, old burnt out computers, I bought my very own computer in July last year. The most amazing thing is! I did finish that story! I cannot count the hours, slowly pecking, I MEAN "slowly" pecking that story took. The beautiful part is after ending the story, I found out I couldn't actually end it, it was too much a part of me, for too long. I didn't wish, to end it! The story itself is over 20,000 words. I intend to post, "The Flame" when the time is right. I haven't revisited it in over a year, I'll know when the time is right!!!
There is a point to this post! I feel connected to all of you who visit my humble site! I assure you, I come from the humblest of background, in the heartland of the Midwest. I know in my heart we have a common denominator, that crosses time and barriers of man made obstacles, created by evil men with help from evil entities! They want to own us, lock stock and barrel! Why? I don't know! I can't fathom things from their perspectives! I'm an old man raised simple! In my own way just speaking my heart from The Heartland! You know what, I'm loving every minute of it and only hope my FLAME turns into a roaring FIRE!!! Thank you no matter where you live!!! We are one, I "truly believe"!!! GLEN!
Deep inside there was a flame, an itty-bitty (very small) flame. Ironically there's this complete story in my head, of which I've written several thousand words of all by hand! It wouldn't allow me to give up! The story appropriately titled "The Flame". To this day I consider it, the best I've done. It's my baby, rising from the ashes of a place I once visited, many years before. The amazing thing about visiting this small apartment in 1998 above a small town newspaper was leaving the apartment thinking, it looks as though someone left it in the 50's. A completely furnished home! It stayed the same all those years! Why? Anyway, I never thought about it again, until one day many years later I couldn't sleep. This story appears, and I must write it! After countless trials, tribulations, old burnt out computers, I bought my very own computer in July last year. The most amazing thing is! I did finish that story! I cannot count the hours, slowly pecking, I MEAN "slowly" pecking that story took. The beautiful part is after ending the story, I found out I couldn't actually end it, it was too much a part of me, for too long. I didn't wish, to end it! The story itself is over 20,000 words. I intend to post, "The Flame" when the time is right. I haven't revisited it in over a year, I'll know when the time is right!!!
There is a point to this post! I feel connected to all of you who visit my humble site! I assure you, I come from the humblest of background, in the heartland of the Midwest. I know in my heart we have a common denominator, that crosses time and barriers of man made obstacles, created by evil men with help from evil entities! They want to own us, lock stock and barrel! Why? I don't know! I can't fathom things from their perspectives! I'm an old man raised simple! In my own way just speaking my heart from The Heartland! You know what, I'm loving every minute of it and only hope my FLAME turns into a roaring FIRE!!! Thank you no matter where you live!!! We are one, I "truly believe"!!! GLEN!
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