I wish, I'd Just Went to Bed!

It's practice time again. You know, my late night attempt to conquer this darn keyboard. It's a tough one, ya see! So many numbers and letters and stuff I don't know about. Sometimes I'm afraid if I hit the wrong button I may end up some where's else!

The word necessarily popped into my mind. I haven't the faintest idea why. I think, I know what the word means, but I don't think I've ever used it. I understand necessary, that makes some sense. Necessarily does not necessarily make sense to me. DAMN!!! I done went and used it in a sentence and don't even understand the word! Hey, maybe, do you reckon I'm starting to get the hang of this writing thing. I surely have been a practicing, almost every night. NAH! Just one of them coincidences.

Holy Ginseng knife . . .  I did look it up, and I sware,

(My spell checky, I call it Chuckie, put them darn red underlines under sware. Now if I take that word sware and rearrange the last three letters I come up with swear and Chuckie accepts it.)

I'm losing too many brain synapses every day, did you understand that? Let me tell you.

Do you want me to tell you? Okay I just wanted to make sure! I love the pronunciation from people from all around this world and the way they speak the English language! I really do. I'm certainly not going to make fun of them. I have been hard headed, and hard of hearing, all my life. I cannot properly pronounce, or is it enunciate, my words, properly 'cause I cannot understand what goes through my ear canal. My ringy-dingy-vibrating-thing-a-ma-bobbies, dangy, are fucked up!!!

SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I MIGHT, BE A MITE TOUCHY ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS!

Whew-wee!

I try to stay in my neighborhood as far as meandering around the blog community.

I simply don't understand them! And that my dear pals is the truth. They be a throwing around what I consider to be made up words, just like mine! The topic gets lost in the big words.

I figure there's plenty of room for all in the gazillion of blogs.

I wish I would of just gone to bed!

Let's play thoughts of the day for $200 Mr. Trebek.

When I become aware of  how big the world is, I pray to return to the beginning, wayyy, before being born. I wish to return to that microscopic wiggly squiggly microscopic tadpole of a spermy thing and hide forever, refusing to come out!  AIN'T NO WAY, JOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NECESSARILY, In an essential manner.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ , In a manner as would not be otherwise. (That sure explains, everything!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ , As a highly likely consequence.

IN CLOSING YOUR HONOR, SEEMS HIGHLY IRREGULAR TO LOSE A JET AIRLINER! THEN A FEW MONTHS LATER ONE GETS BLOWWN UP BY A MISSILE?

"STRIKE THAT STATEMENT YOUR OUT OF ORDER."  I've always been out of order!!!!!!