Lets play my favorite game. What's on my mind! I just turned all the lights off, I'm going to take five deep slow breaths with my eyes close and type whatever? Please be prepared, one never knows what's lurking in there!
Nothing! I'll take a drink of my water, you know, that crystal clear, rejuvenating, fresh spring water they put into 24 packs at the Dollar Store. I said that I was going to say whatever came into my mind, I did, I did, I did tell you that. Yes I'm being sarcastic, sorry!
I'll try the deep breathing thing again.
I'm sure glad it's Friday ( It is, right? ) Thought maybe I got a slight buzz from that water, I do feel kinda, kinda, like I'm too full of ME! I like my water with ice, as cold as I can get it, must a numbed my mind!
How about that oxygenated water huh? I have many, many, many problems, one of which is not getting enough of the oxygen carrying blood cells, something about la-de-da, boring!!! But what if I get me some of that oxygenated water! How do they get that oxygen in that water? I could fire up my air compressor and force air into my glass, hold on I'm going to do that.
[ Sound of my foot steps, door closing, unlocking garage door, air compressor fires up. la-de-da . . . air compressor.] I'm showing 80 pounds of pressure, I take my air gun and pull the trigger into my glass. [ Sound of air shooting out, shshshshsh ] I take a drink of my water, it's all air no water? Water is all over me, damnn, how am I gonna get me some oxygenated water???
Light bulb above my head comes on! I have a half gallon insulated travel jug, I'll try forcing water into that, that ought to work! I fill it about three fourths full of water, lock the cap on one side and I'll place my air nozzle into the small vent hole, so nothing can come out!!!!!!!!!
My air compressor is ready, I pull the trigger to my air nozzle, its working, then the locked cap explodes off and water is shooting up like a fire hydrant all over me! How the $%^& am I going to get me some oxygenated water?
I know what if???? That sure sounds like trouble, that what if stuff! How about I put the air in first, then . . . . . ?????? the water. Now that's some thinkin' huh? Sure enuff, I shoot that sucker full of air then in a hurry, well . . . as much a hurryin' as an old fat man can! I put me some water in that jug after forcing air into it, took a big drink, damnn, that be some stinky water, taste like the air compressor smells, yuck!
How's a thirsty man, that needs oxygenated water for his condition, a gonna get some??? I be plum perplexed, confused too!
I must have a way of shooting water and air at the same time without the air shooting the water out!?!?!?
In my mind I see my grandmothers old hand pump, out side her old house, when I was just a tadpole, ( young-in ) I remember that as being the nicest, bestus, coldest, water everrr! A simple hand pump brings water from underground, way out in the country.
How does that compare to city water? Well now, here where I live we have a humongous underground lake where we pump our water from, several different pumping sites go to the main pumping station where all kinds of goodies most likely are pumped into the water for God knows what reason? Then it's pumped out through a big pipe to the whole city and me.
I use to have my own well, until I got the sickness, seems my well was polluted from something er the other, that gave me the sickness, many years ago, okay! okay! okay! the nasty stuff, you know? The fricking shites!!! I sit on my potty a squishing-fer-pert-nert-a-week!!! It was a comin' out-a-faster, than I could put it in!!!!
DAMN . . . WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY POST?
I sure would like to try some of that oxygenated water!
You know, I just a thought of me, something! There is this little thing-a-ma-bob on the end of my kitchen faucet, called an aerator. Is, I say is??? I remember taking that end off one time because the water was spraying funny. Without it on the water shot out real funky, you know just fall on down. But! when I put that little thing-a-ma-do-hickey back on, you could hear the water make a hissing sound!
SO I'M A WANDERING, AND A WONDERING, IF THAT THERE DO-HICKEY-THING-A-MA-BOB, SOME HOW MIXES AIR AND WATER HUMMMMM????????
JUST THINK ALL THIS TIME I HAD OXYGENATED WATER AND DIDN'T KNOW IT!!!!
I SURE DO HOPE Y'ALL OUT THERE HAD FUN A READIN' THIS SILLY ARSE POST, CAUSIN' I SURE ENUFF, HAD ME SOME FUN WRITING IT!!!!!! Your pal Glen R Silly!
YES!! this post was quite entertaining this morning. I wonder what your wife would think if she saw you using the air compressor that way? Hahahah, I had such the mental picture of you doing that and her walking in . I have been gone all week, but am home now so trying to catch up on what I missed here and believe me, I miss my morning GlenView ! Have a great week my friend, and just BREATHE, that will give you all the oxygen you need.
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