Wooza! I'm about as relaxed as one can be and still standin'. Actualli I be a sitting down! Damn good thing, I feel good, without any meds or marijuana or anything elsa! What be my problem? Sheesh I wish I knowda, I'd dood it everyday!!!
I 'll retrace my steps and see what the hell maka me feea so goody. Pleease stay with me as I ride this momentarily high out, I love it! Yes I do anda I'mma gonna leave all me miss spellings in, I feel so good!
Got up a wee bit late for work. That kept me from fretting about work, causin', I wassa fretting 'bout gettin' to work on time. I did, I was in no hurry being as it was a Monday, anda you know how I hate Mondays! Well I do! Why? Because they come after Sunday and I resta on Sunday, Yep I doa nothin'! I do nothin' cause I can! Took me awhile to get a going. Yes It did! I took me some Advil for me arthritis and down a sodie pop I need the caffeine buzz, even though it's a mere fraction of what them youngins drink, a mere 35 mgs, but I doa need it! Yes I do! I pittled around for a couple hours doing various needed things that needed doing before we started production up. I took me a break and read the daily paper. Worked a couple hours running production. Took lunch. Drove the truck and made a delivery so far so good pretty normal. Oh! now I remember on the way back the work truck started acting up. I could not get it up to speed on the interstate and I smelled a strange odor. I think it was coming from the exhaust system and that's why it was running rough. I finally got the truck up to interstate sped and had the window down because of the strange smell. It was a hot like odor combined with I believe diesel fumes. I come to the realization later it was a major exhaust leak. I told my boss, "It give me a headache and I have a strange taste in my mouth."
My job be baad enough workin' with numskulls, now I hafta drive a sicko truck! No compassion for me I go back to work and finish my shift. I did feel better than usual gettin' off work. I go to Wally World, cause I needed a couple things. Normal shite going on there, seen a few aliens and they were a workin' there! I got some trail mix you know peanuts and chocolate, and a sodie pop. Ah, ha! I betcha them aliens put something in me trail mx, some out f this world, unknown to us earthlings special nuts! You know like cocie-colie did in the formative years to get us sodie junkies hooked on Coca-Cola. You not heard of that? Yep supposedly there was a teenie-weenie bit of cocaine, yep! Ya reckon that's why they calld it cocie-colie? Yep it sure was the real thing back them! The hell with marijaua in cupie cakies! I wanna me a some of that old time cocie-colie!!! You know I just thought of somethin'. How about a cupie cakie with marijuana and a cokie-colie with the real thing! Yippee-I a!..
Am I drunk, stoned or full of fumes from my truck, you make the call? Oh, oh, oh, I just membeed somethin'. I took my nightly meds about an hour ago anda they usually screw with my mind, ya know! So I have all thse things going on right now. I be full of fumes, full of meds, full of funny trail mix, caffeine and full of shite! Man oh man though, I sure enuff would lika to trya one of them old fashion cocaine-colas! IS THIS ONE OF MY DREAMS OR IS THIS ME? YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goodnight from Glen View
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Monday, April 7, 2014
Plain ol' Me!
As I was writing one of my post a few words sent sparklers off in my mind, These words "PLAIN OL' ME." I find those word most interesting. Those words just seems to fit me, Why? I'm plain and simple, am old, feeling older every day, I'm no one, other than me!
I have no wish of writing hard facts and proving those gnarly words as truth. There is a following for that's not me. In my life I've grown tired of every, Tom, Dick and Harry giving their facts as "the truth."
I have read hundreds, maybe thousands of comments about everything under the sun on this, the people's media. I love it! But when comments go beyond respectable debating just to harass or make fun of someone's opinions, it becomes a mighty turn off to me!
WE are people of all cultures reading the everyday thoughts, opinions. That in itself is so amazing to some one like me who is in the last chapter of living. This format seems so impossible even though I'm using it.
I cringe when a responder to a post or a comment being made about a post takes an ugly turn at belittling others comments, just to be cruel. That takes this medium down! If you don't like a blog find another for your liking, or better still does the belittler, have a blog?
I wish to give plain ol' me to you. This is a hobby I enjoy in old age, I have been around, heard and seen a few things in my lifetime. If I could I would write every post as humor. Dag-nap-it every day ain't fun and games, is it? I truly wish it were!
I GIVE TO YOU, ALL I HAVE TO GIVE, "PLAIN OL' ME!" GOODNIGHT ONE AND ALL.
I have no wish of writing hard facts and proving those gnarly words as truth. There is a following for that's not me. In my life I've grown tired of every, Tom, Dick and Harry giving their facts as "the truth."
I have read hundreds, maybe thousands of comments about everything under the sun on this, the people's media. I love it! But when comments go beyond respectable debating just to harass or make fun of someone's opinions, it becomes a mighty turn off to me!
WE are people of all cultures reading the everyday thoughts, opinions. That in itself is so amazing to some one like me who is in the last chapter of living. This format seems so impossible even though I'm using it.
I cringe when a responder to a post or a comment being made about a post takes an ugly turn at belittling others comments, just to be cruel. That takes this medium down! If you don't like a blog find another for your liking, or better still does the belittler, have a blog?
I wish to give plain ol' me to you. This is a hobby I enjoy in old age, I have been around, heard and seen a few things in my lifetime. If I could I would write every post as humor. Dag-nap-it every day ain't fun and games, is it? I truly wish it were!
I GIVE TO YOU, ALL I HAVE TO GIVE, "PLAIN OL' ME!" GOODNIGHT ONE AND ALL.
Sunday, April 6, 2014
SPIRITS
Per usual I have nothing prepared to write about. This is Sunday and I should sermonize you with a little somethin' somethin'. I never know what path my mind will take, that my friends is the fun part! We have received so much rain this week, water is standing in my back yard. As I write it is 30 degrees, if it would hold that temperature I could go ice skating!
Me old back is bothering me quite a bit. Ya know, old age shite and hard work plus injuries, sometimes feels like gears are a grinding in my lower back. Lower discs are shot. Just cannot do that young man stuff like I use to! I'm not complaining, just trying to get my mind started. Usually when I write it's at the end of a long day. My sleeping patterns are unusual on the weekends. Right at this moment I just got up and am searching for balance of body, mind, and soul.
Balance is so very important. Why? Well for one thing you would be falling on your arse all the time! That's one of the many reasons I have a bad lower back from falling on my arse from ice storms we get every winter. I'm sure glad it's springtime although at 30 degrees and me sitting here with my favorite blanket over my body, sure don't seem so!
I'm trying to finish the story "Exorcism of Sister Sarah," I have the summary with my thoughts in detail. Damn! I just can't seem to do the justice required to get the story across properly through the eyes of a 12 year old boy. I will keep plodding along though.
I do think my typing is improving, a little at a time. My goal is to practice by writing something every day, it's hard to do! I get a high when I can come over to the computer and away I go! Spirits in me head say to me, "get the hell out of the way, we're taking over!" I'm so tired and mentally dazed from the daily trials and tribulation of just getting through another day, (((You know what I'm a saying don't you?)))
An idea just hit me as my dim witted, or lite, bulb turned on!
SPIRITS
Spirit, what does that mean?
When I say The spirits have taken over my mind, that is jokingly meant! I take it as fun way to state that side of me. I prefer that side over the other sides of me. There is a good side of me, serious side, bad side dwelling inside. We are the compilation of all.
Everyday factors since childhood play their roles. But what if over a lifetime an individual gets stuck, in this case stuck in the, dark, bad, negative cavern, slipping deeper and deeper, they may obsess with it to the point that they believe it so much, it controls them!
So if you believe in God, then you believe in the Devil! Of course there can be no other way!!!
What if a child has been tormented verbally with Religious values to such extremes they get the idea in their head, way beyond normal, such as the movie Carrie!
Ah you say, "But Carrie was only a movie!" Well yeah! However most people in your lifetime will run across so many varying degrees of people, different cultures. I ask you to view my story from a poor, married woman who had three children in a backward type of environment whose own children all show a certain degree of mental retardation. Not bad people but if their upbringing even slightly mirrors their mothers upbringing then we have a woman with a spirit, a dark spirit that needs releasing. Now one day she ask to be prayed for and the spirit inside of her is unleashed!!!! .
Me old back is bothering me quite a bit. Ya know, old age shite and hard work plus injuries, sometimes feels like gears are a grinding in my lower back. Lower discs are shot. Just cannot do that young man stuff like I use to! I'm not complaining, just trying to get my mind started. Usually when I write it's at the end of a long day. My sleeping patterns are unusual on the weekends. Right at this moment I just got up and am searching for balance of body, mind, and soul.
Balance is so very important. Why? Well for one thing you would be falling on your arse all the time! That's one of the many reasons I have a bad lower back from falling on my arse from ice storms we get every winter. I'm sure glad it's springtime although at 30 degrees and me sitting here with my favorite blanket over my body, sure don't seem so!
I'm trying to finish the story "Exorcism of Sister Sarah," I have the summary with my thoughts in detail. Damn! I just can't seem to do the justice required to get the story across properly through the eyes of a 12 year old boy. I will keep plodding along though.
I do think my typing is improving, a little at a time. My goal is to practice by writing something every day, it's hard to do! I get a high when I can come over to the computer and away I go! Spirits in me head say to me, "get the hell out of the way, we're taking over!" I'm so tired and mentally dazed from the daily trials and tribulation of just getting through another day, (((You know what I'm a saying don't you?)))
An idea just hit me as my dim witted, or lite, bulb turned on!
SPIRITS
Spirit, what does that mean?
When I say The spirits have taken over my mind, that is jokingly meant! I take it as fun way to state that side of me. I prefer that side over the other sides of me. There is a good side of me, serious side, bad side dwelling inside. We are the compilation of all.
Everyday factors since childhood play their roles. But what if over a lifetime an individual gets stuck, in this case stuck in the, dark, bad, negative cavern, slipping deeper and deeper, they may obsess with it to the point that they believe it so much, it controls them!
So if you believe in God, then you believe in the Devil! Of course there can be no other way!!!
What if a child has been tormented verbally with Religious values to such extremes they get the idea in their head, way beyond normal, such as the movie Carrie!
Ah you say, "But Carrie was only a movie!" Well yeah! However most people in your lifetime will run across so many varying degrees of people, different cultures. I ask you to view my story from a poor, married woman who had three children in a backward type of environment whose own children all show a certain degree of mental retardation. Not bad people but if their upbringing even slightly mirrors their mothers upbringing then we have a woman with a spirit, a dark spirit that needs releasing. Now one day she ask to be prayed for and the spirit inside of her is unleashed!!!! .
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Once, I Believed!
How y'all doing, wherever yee hang your hat in this big ol' world?
I had me a real good night at work, yes I did! Sure would like to have them every night, sure would! (I know I repeated me-self but what is good enough to say once is good enough to say twice, yes, yes, yes!
We've had a temporary worker at work for several days now, and she does work . . . temporarily, when she's not talking! Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!!!! She told me she was "bipolar." I wish to send her to either one of them polar regions, or put her inside a freezer! Sheesh . . . Listen to her and you'll know her life story! I've told her countless times "I'm hard of hearing." Her mouth never missed a syllable! I don't think she heard a word I said!
Why is it that all these people that are out of order, with all these disorders, make me out of order! I hope you got that last sentence, because I'm not going to reread it, seemed fine while I was typing it so I'll leave it at that.
I think I'll read some headline news to see if anything sticks in my head, be right back OR not, we'll have to see! This be Glen Bob Disorder, hopefully I'll be back. I'mma feeling out of order, hope I don't fall to sleep!
This is now the next night, I got up and drank me, a glass of water and told myself "since I can't think of anything to talk about I may as well go to bed!" I lay me head down and as soon as my head hit my pillow, shazam . . . three words hit me upside the head, "ONCE I BELIEVED."
Well now I ainna, gonna, get my big arse out of this nice cozy bed, too late! I repeat in my mind hoping to not forget, guess what, come on, help me here? It was on my mind as soon as I woke up, so I wrote it down. Okay I'll get to my point! I've had 24 hours for my inner brain to do something with it. I hope it is going to help me out "cause old Glenno, needs all the helpo, he can get!
Once . . . I believed in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus
Once . . . I believed in the Pot of Gold at the end of the Rainbow
Once . . . I believed all adults were good
Once . . . I believed if I was good I would not go to hell
Once . . . I believed there was a Boogie Man waiting outside to scare children
Once . . . I believed in Doctors
Once . . . I believed in all Authority Figures
Once upon a time I believed in child like ways
Now that I'm oh so much older and reaching the end of a lifetime, I know conclusively that imagination, love, laughter, family, puppy dogs, butterflies, rainbows, make me feel, so damn good, sculpting me, into whatever I be.
DREAMS, IMAGINATION, MAKETH ME . . . ME!
BEING ABLE TO COME TO YOU, TO BE, PLAIN OL' ME
IS SO SPECIAL, I WOULD NEVER BELIEVED IT, COULD BE!
I had me a real good night at work, yes I did! Sure would like to have them every night, sure would! (I know I repeated me-self but what is good enough to say once is good enough to say twice, yes, yes, yes!
We've had a temporary worker at work for several days now, and she does work . . . temporarily, when she's not talking! Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!!!! She told me she was "bipolar." I wish to send her to either one of them polar regions, or put her inside a freezer! Sheesh . . . Listen to her and you'll know her life story! I've told her countless times "I'm hard of hearing." Her mouth never missed a syllable! I don't think she heard a word I said!
Why is it that all these people that are out of order, with all these disorders, make me out of order! I hope you got that last sentence, because I'm not going to reread it, seemed fine while I was typing it so I'll leave it at that.
I think I'll read some headline news to see if anything sticks in my head, be right back OR not, we'll have to see! This be Glen Bob Disorder, hopefully I'll be back. I'mma feeling out of order, hope I don't fall to sleep!
This is now the next night, I got up and drank me, a glass of water and told myself "since I can't think of anything to talk about I may as well go to bed!" I lay me head down and as soon as my head hit my pillow, shazam . . . three words hit me upside the head, "ONCE I BELIEVED."
Well now I ainna, gonna, get my big arse out of this nice cozy bed, too late! I repeat in my mind hoping to not forget, guess what, come on, help me here? It was on my mind as soon as I woke up, so I wrote it down. Okay I'll get to my point! I've had 24 hours for my inner brain to do something with it. I hope it is going to help me out "cause old Glenno, needs all the helpo, he can get!
Once . . . I believed in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus
Once . . . I believed in the Pot of Gold at the end of the Rainbow
Once . . . I believed all adults were good
Once . . . I believed if I was good I would not go to hell
Once . . . I believed there was a Boogie Man waiting outside to scare children
Once . . . I believed in Doctors
Once . . . I believed in all Authority Figures
Once upon a time I believed in child like ways
Now that I'm oh so much older and reaching the end of a lifetime, I know conclusively that imagination, love, laughter, family, puppy dogs, butterflies, rainbows, make me feel, so damn good, sculpting me, into whatever I be.
DREAMS, IMAGINATION, MAKETH ME . . . ME!
BEING ABLE TO COME TO YOU, TO BE, PLAIN OL' ME
IS SO SPECIAL, I WOULD NEVER BELIEVED IT, COULD BE!
Thursday, April 3, 2014
But Seriously Folks!!!
Prime the pump was meant to just let me get started on yesterday's post by writing anything to get my writing going. Lord have mercy, just shows you how sometimes I get a going. That's what's so fun for me, to make a post like I was talking to you, up close and personal!
Spring has sprung here in my neck of the woods. By springing I mean rain, rain, rain! I was wakened by a thunderboomer, that rattled my house, scared the shite out of me, and took away my electricity. Man that sucks having no electricity. It's hard to even brush your teeth, I never knew I looked in the mirror while brushing my teeth! I couldn't even brush them properly, also it's scary taking a shower in the dark. It can be done, but sheesh, sure seems strange! I bought some supplies back in the winter because we was having so many snows, I fear them ice storms that weigh so heavily on the electric lines! I couldn't find my supplies, I reckon being the smart numskull I am I put them up so I'd know where they were! Outsmarted myself on that one!
I go to work . . . damn it! Shows you how dumb I am. I should called in and told them, "my electricity is out I can't see to drive in!" (Think about that silly but kind of funny!) "What do you expect here on Glenview? My writers are on strike!) Thing is though, if I got the right person answering the phone, I could of got by with it!!!
Enough of the ignorance, let me write something serios (that's kind of funny serios, oh I was suppose to be getting serios! I cannot, I be not in the mood tonight sorry!
Work sucked! Had to work, you know! That right there seemed to take all the fun out of it!!!
It was time for me to go, and when it's time for me to go, I go!!! I snookered myself by not getting the hell out of there real quick like. A machine starts up unexpected like, and I said to me-self "I'll catch the product while everybody is leaving and cleaning up the scrap off the last run. Someone will be here to take my place in a few minutes, it's not going to kill me!" Trouble is . . . no one come over to take my place!!! I had to work over an hour and you know how an old man feels about overtime, no way! I GUARANTEE YOU I WON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
Seriosly folks "how was your day?" We've had so much rain that my chickens are swimming in my yard like ducks! My favorite one swam by me going "quack, quack, quack" threw me off big time!
Seriosly, if I could only be serios I might could make some sense, nah! Ain't no fun in that!
BOY THAT WAS FUN IS THE COMPUTER STILL ON!!!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!
Spring has sprung here in my neck of the woods. By springing I mean rain, rain, rain! I was wakened by a thunderboomer, that rattled my house, scared the shite out of me, and took away my electricity. Man that sucks having no electricity. It's hard to even brush your teeth, I never knew I looked in the mirror while brushing my teeth! I couldn't even brush them properly, also it's scary taking a shower in the dark. It can be done, but sheesh, sure seems strange! I bought some supplies back in the winter because we was having so many snows, I fear them ice storms that weigh so heavily on the electric lines! I couldn't find my supplies, I reckon being the smart numskull I am I put them up so I'd know where they were! Outsmarted myself on that one!
I go to work . . . damn it! Shows you how dumb I am. I should called in and told them, "my electricity is out I can't see to drive in!" (Think about that silly but kind of funny!) "What do you expect here on Glenview? My writers are on strike!) Thing is though, if I got the right person answering the phone, I could of got by with it!!!
Enough of the ignorance, let me write something serios (that's kind of funny serios, oh I was suppose to be getting serios! I cannot, I be not in the mood tonight sorry!
Work sucked! Had to work, you know! That right there seemed to take all the fun out of it!!!
It was time for me to go, and when it's time for me to go, I go!!! I snookered myself by not getting the hell out of there real quick like. A machine starts up unexpected like, and I said to me-self "I'll catch the product while everybody is leaving and cleaning up the scrap off the last run. Someone will be here to take my place in a few minutes, it's not going to kill me!" Trouble is . . . no one come over to take my place!!! I had to work over an hour and you know how an old man feels about overtime, no way! I GUARANTEE YOU I WON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
Seriosly folks "how was your day?" We've had so much rain that my chickens are swimming in my yard like ducks! My favorite one swam by me going "quack, quack, quack" threw me off big time!
Seriosly, if I could only be serios I might could make some sense, nah! Ain't no fun in that!
BOY THAT WAS FUN IS THE COMPUTER STILL ON!!!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Let Me Prime The Pump!
Have you heard that phrase before? Yell I'm sure some of you have. In the old, old, days when you used a hand pump, sometimes you would have to pour a little water down the pump to get the water to come up and get going.. By the way seems to me in the summer time the water coming up from one of them hand pumps was colder and much better than any of the city water!
Many years ago my mother's old electric pump and storage tank was acting up. I went to the basement and put air in the tank because sometimes pumps would get what's called water logged! You would have to put air in the tank so the pump would not run all the time and it would kick off ay certain intervals. Well this old pump wasn't pumping so I tell her "I'm gonna try priming this thing." She asked "do you know what you're doing?" I told her "no! but you have no water now, so I don't see how I'm going to hurt anything! "We go next door and get a couple gallons of water. I uncap the water line from the ground and put as much water in the line as it would hold, presto in no time the water was a flowing! WELL YOU KNOW YOU LEARN FEW THINGS BY LIVING, DON'T YA?
I read an interesting article in the newspaper today. Hard to believe that right? Talking abut how sales of soda producers keep going down.
Well hell yeah! Not that many years ago people never drank water from a plastic bottle. They drank their well water and city supplied water.
These two main players in the sodie market were afraid their gonna lose out in the bottled water money. They started their own water in the bottle and charge a dollar in the soda machines. Now if they are a making a heap o money in the soda industry, and sell them two liters of sodie for a little over a dollar in most supermarkets. I thought to myself about this, I said "who in their right fricking mind is gonna pay one dollar for a bottle of water in a soda machine?"
What I'm trying to say IS, if they be makin' lots o money off a few cents of syrup and a few other ingredients, then how much money do you think they're gonna make off plain ol' water!
Do you think their using all glacier water? I don't think so!!! I see 24 packs of water in sales circulars real cheap, it's just water in a plastic bottle!
I buy water from the city I live in for about twenty five dollars a month, I'm talking around 10,000 gallons. Once again do you honestly think when your buying water in plastic bottles that it's coming from underground springs and pure glacier water?
HELL YEAH, THE PRODUCERS OF SODA IS LOOSING SALES BECAUSE THERES SO MUCH OTHER DRINKS TO CHOOSE FROM. THEY DON'T HAVE THE MARKETS TO THEM SELVES NOW. RIGHT OR WRONG THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN GIVEN OTHER CHOICES! AS FOR THIS OLD FART, I STILL LIKE MY SODIE POP AND DRINK MY WATER FROM THE KITCHEN FAUCET. IF I GONNA DIE, I GONNA DIE FROM THE REGULAR WAY I BEEN DRINKING ALL MY LIFE, NOT FROM AN OVERLOAD OF CAFFEINATED HEART ATTACKS IN A CAN LIKE THESE MODERN DRINKS! I SURE WOULD LIKE TO TRY THE OLD TRUE COCA-COLA DRINKS AND THAT COCAINE, I'VE HEARD THAT THEY PUT IN THEM IN THE BEGINNING. MAN O MAN THIS OLD FART'S ACHES AND PAINS WOULD BE GONE WOULDN'T THEY? YAA-HOO!
Many years ago my mother's old electric pump and storage tank was acting up. I went to the basement and put air in the tank because sometimes pumps would get what's called water logged! You would have to put air in the tank so the pump would not run all the time and it would kick off ay certain intervals. Well this old pump wasn't pumping so I tell her "I'm gonna try priming this thing." She asked "do you know what you're doing?" I told her "no! but you have no water now, so I don't see how I'm going to hurt anything! "We go next door and get a couple gallons of water. I uncap the water line from the ground and put as much water in the line as it would hold, presto in no time the water was a flowing! WELL YOU KNOW YOU LEARN FEW THINGS BY LIVING, DON'T YA?
I read an interesting article in the newspaper today. Hard to believe that right? Talking abut how sales of soda producers keep going down.
Well hell yeah! Not that many years ago people never drank water from a plastic bottle. They drank their well water and city supplied water.
These two main players in the sodie market were afraid their gonna lose out in the bottled water money. They started their own water in the bottle and charge a dollar in the soda machines. Now if they are a making a heap o money in the soda industry, and sell them two liters of sodie for a little over a dollar in most supermarkets. I thought to myself about this, I said "who in their right fricking mind is gonna pay one dollar for a bottle of water in a soda machine?"
What I'm trying to say IS, if they be makin' lots o money off a few cents of syrup and a few other ingredients, then how much money do you think they're gonna make off plain ol' water!
Do you think their using all glacier water? I don't think so!!! I see 24 packs of water in sales circulars real cheap, it's just water in a plastic bottle!
I buy water from the city I live in for about twenty five dollars a month, I'm talking around 10,000 gallons. Once again do you honestly think when your buying water in plastic bottles that it's coming from underground springs and pure glacier water?
HELL YEAH, THE PRODUCERS OF SODA IS LOOSING SALES BECAUSE THERES SO MUCH OTHER DRINKS TO CHOOSE FROM. THEY DON'T HAVE THE MARKETS TO THEM SELVES NOW. RIGHT OR WRONG THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN GIVEN OTHER CHOICES! AS FOR THIS OLD FART, I STILL LIKE MY SODIE POP AND DRINK MY WATER FROM THE KITCHEN FAUCET. IF I GONNA DIE, I GONNA DIE FROM THE REGULAR WAY I BEEN DRINKING ALL MY LIFE, NOT FROM AN OVERLOAD OF CAFFEINATED HEART ATTACKS IN A CAN LIKE THESE MODERN DRINKS! I SURE WOULD LIKE TO TRY THE OLD TRUE COCA-COLA DRINKS AND THAT COCAINE, I'VE HEARD THAT THEY PUT IN THEM IN THE BEGINNING. MAN O MAN THIS OLD FART'S ACHES AND PAINS WOULD BE GONE WOULDN'T THEY? YAA-HOO!
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Doctor Tough Love
CAUTION THIS POST CONTAINS COMMENTS THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ANYONE. (I wrote this the other day and reread it and changed some things. Two different days of me in this one post may scare some of you off, BUT if you've visited here before please strike the warning from your mind!)
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It's Monday and I thought I'll recap the week. Well I cannot remember what I had for lunch let alone recap the week. Seems as though weeks turns into months, them months turn into a year and so on and so forth. SAME-O, same-o, ya know! Sure you do. Something out of the ordinary must happen to remember. Seems nothing out of the ordinary comes my way. I work, I get pissed of at the dummies that are everywhere especially ay work. MAN! You can't get away from dummies, no where~~~~~! I get up in the morning and look in the mirror and guess what's staring back at me with the meanest, ugliest, dumb look? Can't get away from dummies no where~~~~~! Try just looking at the newspaper what do you see? Dummies! Turn on the television to get away from the realities of the world and what do you see? Dummies! They take any dummy that will appear as a dummy and give them a reality show, am I right? Hell yes I'm right! One of these days I'm going to have a reality show, umm, huh! Yes, I am! Whenever they run out of people doing reality shows they're a gonna, come a callin' on the only one left who has not done, a reality show. That be me! See they be savin' the best for last. After they have completely destroyed every one on the planets mind, they'll need old Glen to reprogram them. ONLY I won't do it!
Oopsey, am I comin' across a bit tough? Hell yes what we need is tough love! Does anybody out there know what tough love is?
It be like when your momma gonna spank yer ass, and she says, "it hurts me more than it does you!"
You get a few smacky poos on the buttocks, it ain't the smacks that are makin' you cry. It be the fact that "your momma actually did it!" It hurt yer poor wittle feelings, but ya remember that don't you?
You wouldn't a learned nothin' if your momma would a ignored you and done nothin'!
You become parents and you have flashbacks at what your momma went and done to you, you remember everything and understand completely. That be "tough love baby!"
You ainna hearing that from child Psychiatrist Doctor Doweenkie, yee be hearing than from a man that has been around fer a spell and knows about tough love and all that stuff ya know! Just call me Doctor Tough Love, "WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS "TOUGH LOVE!"
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Real Reality Sucks!!! Sheesh any fool that thinks these reality shows be reality, should be stuck in a corner blowing duck calls for the rest of their life!
I seen an advertisement just today for a new reality show, they advertise as "the best reality show since the Osbournes." What??? I watched that show once, I did learn how to cuss like a drunken sailor! I'm so proud to say that I can use the F-word, in every sentence when I choose to, Thank you Ozzie! They taught their kids to do the same, you know! I do think they've added some lustre to the F-word with a slight British accent. Just seems more propa!
This new reality show is Crisley knows best or something like that. I can't wait to see all his children using that word! Seems to top old Ozzie they best use it A LOT!
I DO NOT U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D . . . HOW OR WHY THE PUBLIC CAN WATCH THESE,THESE, THESE, IMBECILIC SHOWS! (I be so pissed off I don't even know of imbecilic is even a word, don't care! It gets my point across!)
P-L-E-A-S-E, GIVE ME, SOMETHING TO CHALLENGE MY BRAIN, AND LEARN SOMETHING.
MURDER, MAYHEM, SELLS, I SUPPOSE? THAT'S JUST ON THE EVENING NEWS!
"Hey Clem Bob, did you see, where just up the street old Ray Earls' house was shot up real bad? A good thing he wasn't home! The fools, that did this was so stupid they didn't know he wasn't home. I'd hate to be the suckers that did it! He'll go kill him all, that'll be on the evenin' news I reckon in a few days. Don't take long even for Ray Earl to figure it out, after all they were so stupid they left a calling card we did it, yup we did!"
SORRY BUT MY MIND, DO TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH SOMETIMES!
ITILL LIKE A GOOD STORYLINE, WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD ONES GONE?
THERE'S SO MANY CRIME SCENE AND MORGUE SCENES, SHOWING BODIES THAT I FORGET, WHAT I'M WATCHING!
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I ASK MY MISSY. "IS THAT A DOCUMENTARY FOR MORTICIANS, JUST WHAT ER WE A WATCHIN ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL!"
"NO YOU OLD FOOL! THAT'S THE HIGHEST RATED SHOW ON TELEVISION! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION SCENES LOOK LIKE REALITY!"
"LORD HAVE MERCY!" I SAY. "TURN THAT STUFF OFF AND GO TO ANIMAL PLANET, I BEEN A WORKIN' ALL DAY WITH ONES THAT ARE A SUCKIN' THE LIFE OUT OF ME! I DON'T WANT TO SEE SUCH PUKING, FRICKING, SCENES!"
SHE CHANGED CHANNELS JUST IN TIME TO SEE A LION BREAK THE NECK OF BAMBI!!!
"TURN IT OFF!" I HOLLER! I HAD NIGHTMARES FER A WEEK ABOUT MY PUSSY CAT EATING MY YORKIE!!! YES I DID!
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It's Monday and I thought I'll recap the week. Well I cannot remember what I had for lunch let alone recap the week. Seems as though weeks turns into months, them months turn into a year and so on and so forth. SAME-O, same-o, ya know! Sure you do. Something out of the ordinary must happen to remember. Seems nothing out of the ordinary comes my way. I work, I get pissed of at the dummies that are everywhere especially ay work. MAN! You can't get away from dummies, no where~~~~~! I get up in the morning and look in the mirror and guess what's staring back at me with the meanest, ugliest, dumb look? Can't get away from dummies no where~~~~~! Try just looking at the newspaper what do you see? Dummies! Turn on the television to get away from the realities of the world and what do you see? Dummies! They take any dummy that will appear as a dummy and give them a reality show, am I right? Hell yes I'm right! One of these days I'm going to have a reality show, umm, huh! Yes, I am! Whenever they run out of people doing reality shows they're a gonna, come a callin' on the only one left who has not done, a reality show. That be me! See they be savin' the best for last. After they have completely destroyed every one on the planets mind, they'll need old Glen to reprogram them. ONLY I won't do it!
Oopsey, am I comin' across a bit tough? Hell yes what we need is tough love! Does anybody out there know what tough love is?
It be like when your momma gonna spank yer ass, and she says, "it hurts me more than it does you!"
You get a few smacky poos on the buttocks, it ain't the smacks that are makin' you cry. It be the fact that "your momma actually did it!" It hurt yer poor wittle feelings, but ya remember that don't you?
You wouldn't a learned nothin' if your momma would a ignored you and done nothin'!
You become parents and you have flashbacks at what your momma went and done to you, you remember everything and understand completely. That be "tough love baby!"
You ainna hearing that from child Psychiatrist Doctor Doweenkie, yee be hearing than from a man that has been around fer a spell and knows about tough love and all that stuff ya know! Just call me Doctor Tough Love, "WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS "TOUGH LOVE!"
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Real Reality Sucks!!! Sheesh any fool that thinks these reality shows be reality, should be stuck in a corner blowing duck calls for the rest of their life!
I seen an advertisement just today for a new reality show, they advertise as "the best reality show since the Osbournes." What??? I watched that show once, I did learn how to cuss like a drunken sailor! I'm so proud to say that I can use the F-word, in every sentence when I choose to, Thank you Ozzie! They taught their kids to do the same, you know! I do think they've added some lustre to the F-word with a slight British accent. Just seems more propa!
This new reality show is Crisley knows best or something like that. I can't wait to see all his children using that word! Seems to top old Ozzie they best use it A LOT!
I DO NOT U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D . . . HOW OR WHY THE PUBLIC CAN WATCH THESE,THESE, THESE, IMBECILIC SHOWS! (I be so pissed off I don't even know of imbecilic is even a word, don't care! It gets my point across!)
P-L-E-A-S-E, GIVE ME, SOMETHING TO CHALLENGE MY BRAIN, AND LEARN SOMETHING.
MURDER, MAYHEM, SELLS, I SUPPOSE? THAT'S JUST ON THE EVENING NEWS!
"Hey Clem Bob, did you see, where just up the street old Ray Earls' house was shot up real bad? A good thing he wasn't home! The fools, that did this was so stupid they didn't know he wasn't home. I'd hate to be the suckers that did it! He'll go kill him all, that'll be on the evenin' news I reckon in a few days. Don't take long even for Ray Earl to figure it out, after all they were so stupid they left a calling card we did it, yup we did!"
SORRY BUT MY MIND, DO TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH SOMETIMES!
ITILL LIKE A GOOD STORYLINE, WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD ONES GONE?
THERE'S SO MANY CRIME SCENE AND MORGUE SCENES, SHOWING BODIES THAT I FORGET, WHAT I'M WATCHING!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I ASK MY MISSY. "IS THAT A DOCUMENTARY FOR MORTICIANS, JUST WHAT ER WE A WATCHIN ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL!"
"NO YOU OLD FOOL! THAT'S THE HIGHEST RATED SHOW ON TELEVISION! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION SCENES LOOK LIKE REALITY!"
"LORD HAVE MERCY!" I SAY. "TURN THAT STUFF OFF AND GO TO ANIMAL PLANET, I BEEN A WORKIN' ALL DAY WITH ONES THAT ARE A SUCKIN' THE LIFE OUT OF ME! I DON'T WANT TO SEE SUCH PUKING, FRICKING, SCENES!"
SHE CHANGED CHANNELS JUST IN TIME TO SEE A LION BREAK THE NECK OF BAMBI!!!
"TURN IT OFF!" I HOLLER! I HAD NIGHTMARES FER A WEEK ABOUT MY PUSSY CAT EATING MY YORKIE!!! YES I DID!
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