Head Dies!

I ran across this headline, "Ex-head of Dems Strauss dies."

WHAT?

They have kept a man by the name of Dems Strauss alive! Wow I know I'm behind on my science, computer technology, the big bang theories, well . . . actually . . . everything in todays world, I be behind on! BUT . .  keeping a man's head alive is real news I must say! Sheesh all this other crap, such as wars, aliens, from down under and up above is old fricking, fracking news!

Peering into the faint light of the BIG BANG, Jesus Christ God Almighty, what do they take us for any how! Losing a plane tain't, nuthin', Imma tellin ya!

People have told me plenty a times in me life, "don't lose your head!" What the hell is that suppose to mean. Just cause I have a different mindset 'bout somethin'.

What I want to know is when did Dems Strauss lose his body? How long have they kept that head alive, was that head doing any thinkin', did they have that head hooked up to a computer? You know they have ways of people being able to communicate through computers. Just look at Steven Hawkins he's still a thinkin'! Ain't that somethin'! I think it is.

It's a shame they let that head die. Why I just bet ya in another ten years they could of hooked it up to a Robot body, he could a become the first talking head in a robot body! Now he would of went down in history for that! By the way who is Dems Strauss, I run in a small circle like my dog and I ain't never heard of him, but I'm sure flabbergasted by his head.

I think I'll go check for more headlines, that head headline was a real killer!

Here's one "Ex-Rapper put to death in Texas." I know they do things in a big way in Texas, they don't take no shit, listening to Rap music ainna definitely my cup a tea, I don't think I would put anybody to death for playing it, nor singing it. I'd turn it off, walk away, you know, something a wee bit more civilized, Seems to me though they do put more people away there.

You know, maybe that's where Des Strauss was, Just a thought!

"Waves Seen On Titan's Seas" First of all, what the heck are they talkin about? We don't have no sea named Titan, do we? I'm behind on everything as I age, but I don't know, no sea by that name!

Oh! oh! oh! Don't I feel stupid! Titan is a moon around Saturn. Well . . . everybody knows that!

OKAY!!! HERE IS MY CLOSING THOUGHT FOR TODAY. SOME HOW THEY HAVE FOUND THE FAINT LIGHT OF THE BIG BANG, AND CAN SEE WAVES ON TITAN'S SEAS. I THINK THOSE WAVES ARE FROM THE MISSING PLANE, ALIENS PLACED IT THERE SO THAT WE KNOW WHERE IT IS. WE SEEM TO BE ABLE TO SEE THINGS OUT OF THIS WORLD, NOT ON THIS WORLD!!!