I feel the need to clear my head. I always have ideas while working, or when I'm not at my computer. Earlier while watching Americas Funniest Videos, my mind was turning fast during the commercials, jumping from one thought to another. (No, no, no! I wasn't paying any attention to the commercials!) Watching these videos, some silly, some cute, some funny relax me. My mind was in my style of meditation. We had just returned from checking out the sights of our yearly Christmas lights ride.
As I type this it is many hours later, I've told you this little tid-bit of information, while I attempt to recapture some of what, I thought was interesting, I wish to repeat some of that to you.
Relaxing in front of our Christmas tree watching television. A thought crosses my mind, a conversation we had at break time last night at work. They're talking about something, or the other, I'm not paying any attention, it's extremely hard to catch all the people talking because of my hearing loss, so I don't try.
Someone ask me, "Glen, did you see that K-Mart commercial on television?"
Glen answers, "huh?"
I talk right fancy at work you see! They know if they want my attention they have to address me, get my attention, you know. Otherwise, I be in my own little zone, or reading the paper. Not that I'm being snooty, I simply can't follow the damn conversation around the break room, my antenna ears can't tune it in.
"Did you see that K-Mart Joe Boxer commercials on television?"
Glen "nope"
Well, this young one sitting close to me, brings it up on her little cellphone-computer-thing-a-ma-gig.
"Here Glen!"
It starts out with about five well dressed men in suits sitting behind a table. So I'm expecting something, classy, you see. The next thing you know the table is pulled out, and their in their underwear wearing Santa hats, each holding a bell, you know them hand held bells that they ring at Christmas, come on people! Silver bells, Christmas! So their playing their bells, shaking their derrieres, buttocks, butts, asses while wearing Joe Boxer underwear. ( Not a pretty sight to me! )
So as you watch these men shaking their silver bells in one hand . . .their asses is a-shaking . . . . . you know what else men have, that goes from side to side, while the silver bell is making beautiful sounds of Christmas.
COME ON PEOPLE! Inside the bells there is a ball that strikes the sides, making the bell vibrate.
So . . . if the men shake their derrieres, that would cause movement on the front side! The balls and the???
(((( I gotsa think on this, some! Imagine one of them big church bells that The Hunchback Of Notre Dame pulling this big heavy stout rope and the big bell would flap side to side, inside was the gong striking the bell. So we have the outside of the bell, the gong the hits inside of it. Okay! okay! okay! This is getting confusing! Ohh! There is this long thing, the bell, be it, either the little bell, or the big church bell. So inside is a gong, hooked to a thing, hooked to the inside center at the top. Damn, I hate getting all technical on you butt, I'm trying to see! No, no, no! I don't want to see!!!!! The gong hooked with the thing, bangs against the bell, making the bell go, ding-dong. ))))
NOW CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SIGHT OF THE MEN IN THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE BELLS CHIMING, ALONG WITH THE MEN'S . . . SLAPPING SIDE TO SIDE.
OKAY! OKAY! OKAAAY!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS GOING THROUGH THE IDEA MEN . . . WHILE THINKING UP SUCH A COMMERCIAL???
IT GOES FROM FUNNY TO VULGAR IN A FLASH!
I've seem many a Christmas commercials in my day. My favorite every year is the Budweiser Clydesdales. Makes me, wanna, go buy beer, and a, I don't do alcohol. They're just beautiful!
SOME WILL FIND THIS COMMERCIAL FUNNY, I HAVE NO DOUBT. AFTER ALL, THE COMMERCIAL TIS . . . ABOUT UNDERWEAR!
WILL THIS COMMERCIAL, SAVE THIS COMPANY FROM THE BRINK SELF-DESTRUCTION?
ADVERTISEMENT SEEMS TO ME TO BE ABOUT TRYING TO SCORE AN UPPER A KNOCKOUT COMMERCIAL, SO THAT THE PUBLIC WILL BE SO GLAZED OVER FROM THE PUNCH, AND BUY, BUY, BUY!
DID THIS COMPANY SCORE A KNOCKOUT PUNCH WITH THIS LAMELESS VULGAR ADD?
MAYBE TO THE ONES THEY'RE TRYING TO TARGET, KNOW WHAT BE THE TARGETED ONES?
LOW CLASS, I RECKON SUMS THAT UP!
THE BRAND NAME THEY PUT UPON THIS PRODUCT, I THOUGHT WAS LOW ENOUGH. I'M GLAD TO SEE THESE EDUCATED ONES ARE CAPABLE OF TARGETING THERE OWN TYPE!!!!!!!
Damn, I took too much time talking about underwear, I'll try to remember the other thoughts I had on my mind. AIN'T NO PLACE TO GO BUT UP!
THIS HAS BEEN GLEN'S VIEW, HERE ON GLENVIEW.
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